were to send trees

[bakerc8]

were do you send your trees? I'm trying to start my own operation but were can i send the trees? i live in ct by the way

 

[mckeetree]

were do you send your trees? I'm trying to start my own operation but were can i send the trees? i live in ct by the way

Hmmmm.

 

[TDunk]

Hmmmm.

:monkey:

 

[Brush Hog]

Through the chipper. Where else.

 

[Booshcat]

I call 1-800-GOT-TREES
They pick them up and fix them and donate them to needy people who don't have any trees. Heck,some of these people have never even seen a tree.
You can even deduct the trees from your income tax.

:notrolls2:

 

[Nailsbeats]

I like to mail them through the post office to my relatives at Christmas time, sure beats fruit cake. Just weigh them down at the ethenol plant, tag em and bag em. Hardwood, softwood, I mail them all.

Sometimes if I can't get to the city dump, I will just mail the trees to random people and put the postage into the bid. Good way to get rid of those pesky Willows.

 

[Mitchell]

send them to Canada

were do you send your trees? I'm trying to start my own operation but were can i send the trees? i live in ct by the way

The beaver is our national animal and they need them to eat and make dams with. As were running out of trees in Canada send them to the beaver habitat recovery institute with the Canadian forest service.

 

[marshall_b]

i know of one fellow thats made a habit of rolling his trees. Then he sends them up in smoke.:smoking: :smoking:

 

[treemandan]

I like to mail them through the post office to my relatives at Christmas time, sure beats fruit cake. Just weigh them down at the ethenol plant, tag em and bag em. Hardwood, softwood, I mail them all.

Sometimes if I can't get to the city dump, I will just mail the trees to random people and put the postage into the bid. Good way to get rid of those pesky Willows.

Yeah well where in the heck is my order I placed last month?
But really, I get mail order root shoots all the time. But really, Is this guy asking where to dump debris or is this the wackjob who came before me?

 

[ClimbinArbor]

you could try bundling them up into four foot cubes.... and try to stuff them all up your :censored: lol. you may have to remove your head for this though....

 

[Scots Climber]

you could try bundling them up into four foot cubes.... and try to stuff them all up your :censored: lol. you may have to remove your head for this though....

 

[TDunk]

you could try bundling them up into four foot cubes.... and try to stuff them all up your :censored: lol. you may have to remove your head for this though....

HA HA HA. holy :censored: I didn't expect to read that. Funny though

 

[JeffL]

You could put them in the bank. Start saving now, and by the time you retire, you'll be rich!

 

[bakerc8]

i mean for seriousness what do you do with your trees?

 

[treemandan]

i know you are serious but you have to be creative to make trees dissapear- or sell them on craigslist like eevrybody else does

 

[mckeetree]

i mean for seriousness what do you do with your trees?

This is well guarded secret grasshopper.

 

[ClimbinArbor]

well gaurded indeed. ive only given one guy a place to lose firewood. actually it was 4 or 5 places.

i had a 150' hank double crotched in a tree and came down on both of them. newbie pulled wrong line first and put a nice little choke on everything.... not enough poleprunners at the time to reach it, so i went and got a couple from a good guy i know. while we were shooting the breeze for a minute he said he'd been having problems losing wood. so i gave him a few spots.

 

[mckeetree]

My wife said that if I start to lose wood that may be the end of me.

 

[Bermie]

i mean for seriousness what do you do with your trees?

Try rephrasing your question if you are at all serious...otherwise stay tuned for more creative answersopcorn: opcorn:

Big trees are especially rare here, so I get the AS guys to put them on a boat and shp 'em out to me...I make millions of dollars selling them on Saturday mornings at the market.

 

[ddhlakebound]

I love my tow behind toothpick and wood pellet factory.

Shove the tree in one end, and out the other end comes cases of toothpicks and pallets of wood pellet fuel. The best part is that it burns sticks and leaves for fuel and only weighs 475 pounds.

It'll outwork two dozen men every day of the week.

Sorry, but there are no more available, I was lucky enough to get the last one, and for a song to boot.