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ArboristSite Operative
Find a place where folks have been dumping off the side of the road, dump your logs there. If the cops come while your dumping, start throwing the wood back on the truck and tell them your just looking for some firewood. If they don't buy that, hand them one of your competitors cards and tell them that you work for this guy...
that was good. holy carp, i can't stop laughin...