I think I will fill a bowl with bullets and milk and start spooning them down.
One year it rained for 2weeks straight.
We were out yesterday with spade shovels digging little trenches to drain a field. I had a old army shovel carving trenches under the bush, felt like WW2 all over again. I'd shoot anything that moved, was keeping my eyes peeled for an anaconda.
The rivers and stream are full my friends, cottonmouths are seeking dry ground.
A lot of my clients have water problems, they seem so perplexed by it, I tell them they live in Chester Springs.
This client's house is built ontop of a spring, she has pumps, last winter I noticed it dumping right outside the house so she had a guy come in, for 1800 he laid 20 easy feet of pipe which drained into the lawn. The lawn won't drain into the stream down there because the woodline has dumped enough debris on the ground to raise the grade over the years and the root flares of the growth have grown to form a dam.
I do work like this from time to time. We just opened up a little drainage, got it moving so maybe it will dry enough to get a machine in there. I think most of the work is on the lower end of the trough, we will be dredging it out so the upper part in the lawn will drain. Simple! 1800 for 20 feet of pipe!?
Well, if this dredging doesn't work then it will be another 1800 digging in 150 feet of pipe.