I was talking to these guys that drove way up into New England to go deer hunting last year and when I asked if they got any they said there was some close calls.
I said just follow me down the country road I jog on and I run into sometimes 10 at a time and I will jump one and get him in a headlock and I'll give him to you and save your travelling money.
How hard can it be to hunt and kill a big dumb animal like that?
You can hardly throw a stone without hitting a wild turkey or a deer around here either. The supermarkets have tons of good meat for sale... I think a lot of hunters are just looking for an excuse to get away from the old lady... this getting suited up like rambo and spritzing up with deer jizz just makes me chuckle.
Tell you what next season try to take a buck on public land with a bow, I believe it wont take you long to discover it a challenge.
Had a pretty good week so far, about $7k off my 2 man crew. But I still sense something is wrong out there by the flow of calls after tax day. Not hard to keep a 2 man crew busy but we should be buried now. When you get buried you can bid whatever you want.
Well , about when the apples fall of the tree you could pretty much walk out there and lure one right in the house... or blast the living crap out of it from the sofa while its just standing there .
Deer are like cops; never around when you need one. Hell, can't drive through Valley Forge for fear of wrecking into one but get all dolled up and sling a rifle over your shoulder and you can't find not a one.
The only good squirrels are dead ones!
Well , about when the apples fall of the tree you could pretty much walk out there and lure one right in the house... or blast the living crap out of it from the sofa while its just standing there .
Deer are like cops; never around when you need one. Hell, can't drive through Valley Forge for fear of wrecking into one but get all dolled up and sling a rifle over your shoulder and you can't find not a one.
Apprehension is the one thing that will keep the prices right this year and hence i truly believe that the customers will feed that and take advantage of the position there in , and they are fully in control and with that being said I will not be buying any new equipment this year and I will answer all calls and bid all work like I have nothing for the following day...
but get all dolled up and sling a rifle over your shoulder
Gay cake anyone?
I think you cut your nails too short and that sir will damage your cuticle .....
What's with all the camo anyway? Don't ya have to wear a bright orange vest anyway? Well that just clashes! A fashion travesty!
I keep em short because if you catch a nail and bend it back it hurts like hell. I like when the idex finger is a little long, I can stick a finger up my nose and hook a big booger between the nail and finger and pull it out real good. Sometimes they are so big and long it feels like I am pulling my brain out.
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