I have to admit, I'm lucky with the arrangement that's come about for me. There's a girl who lives on about 5 acres just outside town. Lets just say she's a few logs short of a cord. Also: not particularly attractive. Actually, not attractive at all. (This may seem a little cold, but hang on, it becomes relavent.)
Anyway, in an amazing coincidence, a few years ago my supervisor responded to an advert she placed for a room to rent. He got to talking with her about what he did for a living, and suggested that she mulch her trees with chips. She took the idea and ran with it: Somehow she got the idea in her (somewhat hollow) head that she could make all kinds of money if all the local tree companies brought her the wood they didn't want. So she went through the yellow pages and called us all up.
Next thing you know, she's sitting on hundreds of cords of unprocessed logs, including mainly 4 and 5 foot diameter cottonwood and willow logs. The big companies in town were abusing the privlege like there was no tomorow. We would at least buck it up for her. We named her "Money Girl", because she would always explain her brilliant plan by making the forefinger/thumb circle gesture, the one that indicates "everything's a-o.k.", and simple saying "money" with a deep, significant look in her eye.
I guess she started to figure out that it wasn't working about a year later. She had gigantic logs strewn all aover her place, and started to ask me if I could come over some time and cut them up for her, as if a guy could spend an afternoon and turn her pile into gold. I of course politely declined. She was still saying "money", still using the little hand gesture.
About a year later, after she'd cut off the large companies from dumping anymore, but was still allowing those who would buck their wood up to continue dumping, she went through a change in plans. The goal was still to make money, but the hand gesture had changed. (I will keep this as clean as I can): One day, the same supervisor returned from dumping a load, and reported that she was now, ahem, soliciting business without even a wink but with a rapid hand movement of a different sort. I thought he was imagining things, but sure enough, the next time I went out there, she did the same to me (gesture, that is; none of us has taken her up on the offer, as far as I know, anyway.) She even told me what her rate ($100) was, told me how she was making much more money than she had in the wood business. I feigned surprise. The weird thing is she would usually make the gesture in the midst of some innocent discussion such as where to dump the wood.
She still asks me to cut up her pile occasionally. (No, I'm a married man,not considering a trade), still comes out and waggles her hand at us. :blob4: