Apocalypsse
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I would get a small safe, just light enough for one guy to drag. Fill it with coke bottles full of petrol and some gunpowder. Lock it up. Leave lots of bank cash bags around it and a hand written tally on top of it with some huge number as the last entry.
Guy will take the safe, leave the saws and try to open it with a torch.
I soooo gotta do that.