Firewood and Romance
A firewood dealer, Dan, and I once had a discussion in fall of '88:
Dan: "I'm going to lose a couple of steady customers this year. Each buys a cord of firewood a year."
Edwin: "Oh yeah? How do you know that you're going to lose them?"
Dan: "Because both of them are young ladies."
Edwin: "What difference does that make?"
Dan: "Well, both of them are getting married to a couple of squares."
... on a bear skin rug perhaps?#28: Chicks dig 2 stroke cologne.
A firewood dealer, Dan, and I once had a discussion in fall of '88:
Dan: "I'm going to lose a couple of steady customers this year. Each buys a cord of firewood a year."
Edwin: "Oh yeah? How do you know that you're going to lose them?"
Dan: "Because both of them are young ladies."
Edwin: "What difference does that make?"
Dan: "Well, both of them are getting married to a couple of squares."