Women with chainsaws

[Lou]

Well that narrows it down to a few hundred here, which one is it?

It cannot be an engineer, because most of them are gay.................

Fish; you've been added to my rep list!

 

[Simonizer]

Really? Holy cow. ("Not that there's anything wrong with that,...")- Jerry Seinfeld-1993

 

[Just Mow]

Really? Holy cow. ("Not that there's anything wrong with that,...")- Jerry Seinfeld-1993

"Smarter than the average bear" - Yogi Bear - 1970 something

 

[Simonizer]

She is the brains behind the Simonized saws, I just build to her specs and they sell like crazy. WTF?

 

[04ultra]

She is the brains behind the Simonized saws, I just build to her specs and they sell like crazy. WTF?

Some how I can believe that.........




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[Simonizer]

Some how I can believe that.........




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I purchased a new camcorder yesterday, Hard-drive system. I will post some vids of the Simonized 372XP with a 34" bar running in our hemlock log. Should be fun. Cheers.

 

[Simonizer]

"Smarter than the average bear" - Yogi Bear - 1970 something

This is on of my favorites, it is from "The outlaw Josie Wales", "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin' "

 

[NovaMan]

This one's my wifes fault......

Great pic, livewire.

Now would someone please photoshop a Stihl in place of that Echo?

 

[Urbicide]

Great pic, livewire.

Now would someone please photoshop a Stihl in place of that Echo?

Hey, why would you want to photo chop that pic? Why not just take your own pic with your choice of saw and your favorite lady?

 

[chainsawchick67]

LOL, funny you say that, I've been wantin my man to do that, but I'm afraid i wont fit behind a saw! LOL!

 

[Urbicide]

Lol! You might have to get creative! Since you are also into axes maybe you could work those into the pic too!

 

[chainsawchick67]

I'm sure he will eventually work something out. Id LOVe to do some pix like that, right now the pnly pix we havr are of me running the saw and throwing the axe. who knows, i might fit behing that 880. . . .i guess now that i look at it it is pretty big.:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[joesawer]

Great pic, livewire.

Now would someone please photoshop a Stihl in place of that Echo?

I believe Echo is her sponser.

 

[joesawer]

LOL, funny you say that, I've been wantin my man to do that, but I'm afraid i wont fit behind a saw! LOL!

LOL
Just move the saw closer to the camera, until it covers what you want covered.

 

[Lou]

LOL
Just move the saw closer to the camera, until it covers what you want covered.

You beat me to it Joe;
Kelli there is 12 - 18" between her and the saw. More distance from you the more it covers. With both the saw and her in focus it is a fair bet the saw is already photoshopped.

 

[beelsr]

You beat me to it Joe;
With both the saw and her in focus it is a fair bet the saw is already photoshopped.

not necessarily... depth of field increases as aperture shrinks.

tough to do with el-cheapo digcams but playing with depth of field is a photography 101 exercise....

 

[chainsawchick67]

I DOUBT she is using and el-cheapo camera. . . .i'm sure she's got plenty of $$$ to use a high quality camera to do this

 

[beelsr]

I DOUBT she is using and el-cheapo camera. . . .i'm sure she's got plenty of $$$ to use a high quality camera to do this

that was kind of my point (that that photo was done with a good camera and probably f-stopped down to f8 or f16)...

 

[Simonizer]

She is the brains behind the Simonized saws, I just build to her specs and they sell like crazy. WTF?

I bought her an MS170, now I need to teach how to file a chain. She can start the BG55 leaf blower but has a hard time with the saw. Good thing I didn't give her an 090.

 

[Lakeside53]

I just choked on my gum....

You young guys... a word of advise - take out the gum before checking the carpet...