Women with chainsaws

[Lakeside53]

...but.. the "Furnishings"are what differentiates Women from Men with chainsaws... :biggrinbounce2:

 

[bcorradi]

I can't believe Dr. Jack is yearning for pictures. j/k

 

[chainsawchick67]

absoloutly not, no house hold pics for you guys . . .sorry . . .

 

[GASoline71]

Didn't want any...

Gary

 

[SawTroll]

I can't believe Dr. Jack is yearning for pictures. j/k

"Dr. Jack" needs to eat some dirt.....:bang: :bang: :bang: :biggrinbounce2:

 

[Dr. Hackemoff]

"Dr. Jack" needs to eat some dirt.....:bang: :bang: :bang: :biggrinbounce2:

Whatever...I was merely trying to restore the original intent and honor to the thread, and not promote the flirtatious kiss-kiss pillow talk which has subsequently enveloped it.

To dumb it down for you: Either keep it the pure, wholesome, and lustful pictorial filth like it was meant to be, or move it to some fantasy-laden chat room elsewhere.

My deepest regards and respect,

Da Hack Jack

 

[SawTroll]

Whatever...I was merely trying to restore the original intent and honor to the thread, and not promote the flirtatious kiss-kiss pillow talk which has subsequently enveloped it.

To dumb it down for you: Either keep it the pure, wholesome, and lustful pictorial filth like it was meant to be, or move it to some fantasy-laden chat room elsewhere.

My deepest regards and respect,

Da Hack Jack

The "Dr. Jack" I referred to, is not you, but Joatmon - see several treads.......:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[Lakeside53]

Hey Joat-Doc.. Time for a poem (PG13) about drapes, tile and sundry matters.:biggrinbounce2:

 

[Tzed250]

Hey Joat-Doc.. Time for a poem (PG13) about drapes, tile and sundry matters.:biggrinbounce2:

Here we go...:biggrinbounce2:

 

[Just Mow]

Tile takes way to much time to keep smooth and shiney..

A little rubbing will shine it up quite nicely

 

[MNTAINGAL23]

A little rubbing will shine it up quite nicely

I think you meant lube it up not shine it up.:hmm3grin2orange:


Maybe that is where the bar grease comes in?:hmm3grin2orange:

We can make anything sound like something else!:jawdrop:

 

[joatmon]

Hey Joat-Doc.. Time for a poem (PG13) about drapes, tile and sundry matters.:biggrinbounce2:

Women with chainsaws is the thread,
Come mid June it was awful dead,

Kelli finally posted and we're all detectin'
She hadn't heard of Ralph's resurrection,

Gary and the Termite were caught takin' a peak,
Blood left his brain and made him weak,

Simon's woman had the pretty red hair,
Respect and decorum was left right there,

The thread's now on its rauncy ride,
When Carpet color's mentioned by Urbicide,

Tzed and Mow had to bring us up to date,
Tile is in and the thread topic must wait,

Lou left West Virginia and went to Missouri,
You need to show me if it's tile or it's f_rry,

Andy tells us to take the gum from your mouth,
Before you think of venturing down south,

Maintenance, slippin' and lubricatin',
Andy's shag carpet is needin' rakin',

Kelli's gets asked to show off her stuff,
Just one man for her, that's enough,

Lou told us more than we wanted to know,
Then the house analogy, is she fast or slow?,

Then Dr. Hack said to the topic let's stick,
Andy lubed his bar, I pray for NO pics.

 

[Just Mow]

Women with chainsaws is the thread,
Come mid June it was awful dead,

Kelli finally posted and we're all detectin'
She hadn't heard of Ralph's resurrection,

Gary and the Termite were caught takin' a peak,
Blood left his brain and made him weak,

Simon's woman had the pretty red hair,
Respect and decorum was left right there,

The thread's now on its rauncy ride,
When Carpet color's mentioned by Urbicide,

Tzed and Mow had to bring us up to date,
Tile is in and the thread topic must wait,

Lou left West Virginia and went to Missouri,
You need to show me if it's tile or it's f_rry,

Andy tells us to take the gum from your mouth,
Before you think of venturing down south,

Maintenance, slippin' and lubricatin',
Andy's shag carpet is needin' rakin',

Kelli's gets asked to show off her stuff,
Just one man for her, that's enough,

Lou told us more than we wanted to know,
Then the house analogy, is she fast or slow?,

Then Dr. Hack said to the topic let's stick,
Andy lubed his bar, I pray for NO pics.

 

[maccall]

Women with chainsaws is the thread,
Come mid June it was awful dead,

...

[SNIP, edited for thread readibility, no disrespect]

...

Then Dr. Hack said to the topic let's stick,
Andy lubed his bar, I pray for NO pics.

I haven't been a real fan before joatmon, but now I have nothing to say other than...

Maybe re-consider your nick too, "master of at least one" seems to be what you really meant...

EDIT: No bullets, but it's the thought you know...

 

[MNTAINGAL23]

++

++10

 

[Lakeside53]

No +++++++1000000

Damn, joatman, that's the best ever

 

[Lou]

+ a few hundred...

For the record, I never said WHERE I experienced whisker burn. My flooring finish lost some luster. The visual image you got was based on your own bias.

 

[Pablo26]

Wow, you asked for a poem and we sure got it

 

[Tzed250]

May we never doubt his ability!!!

 

[WCS99no1]

Timbersports Videos

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Both have footage of women's obstacle pole. I think this is the most insane event in timbersports. You climb a pole ramped at an angle with a chainsaw and cut off a cookie with the saw inches from your foot. It's technique that saves your feet, but I still say it's crazy.

Joel