beowulf343
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Monday I hired a new guy. Was supposed to be two, one didn't show. #1 did OK.
Tuesday I had a contract climb for another company, didn't use new guy.
Wednesday he worked out OK.
Thursday was 93 & hot, he called in 'sick'.
Friday he got all brush compiled from my work yesterday, I was in a tree, he went to start the chipper, but failed to turn the switch back once the motor had started, keeping the starter engaged, horrible grinding, on and on, I'm screaming, shaking the crown, FINALLY, 40 seconds later, each second an eternity, as the teeth are peeling off the starter spindle the grinding lessens and then he lets off the key. By now my hair is standing on end and I'm about to puke.
I hear the chipper now begin to rev up. It goes up a ways, and then comes down to an idle. I think, he's raking scrapple first, I hear the chipping commence, but the machine is still at an idle. It's chipping, but more because the knives are razor sharp. Is he going to throttle up?
"Hey.... hallooooooo...... Chipper guy,..... HEY!!!"
OMG, is it possible that three days into his working with me he all of a sudden forgot everything he's been shown and has demonstrated?
"HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!! Stop feeding THE CHIPPER!"
By now I can sense that there's not enough throw to expel the chips and they are depositing and filling the far end of the outfeed chute. I am screaming at the top of my lungs. A concerned passerby runs up as I'm screaming and shaking the canopy violently so as to get the worker's attention.
"Are you OK?" she yells up. "I'm trying to get him to shut down the chipper, which right about that time the infeed chute has filled completely, the spinning chipper disc slows as it begins to fill with material, and the oblivious chipper guy keeps on feeding right until the disc can no longer spin and a knife chops into the butt end of an incoming limb and it stops. It is over.
But is it?
no, it is not.
No, this saga has just begun, but I will spare you with the lost afternoon income and getting a new starter installed on Saturday when I should have been attending Indiana's Tree Climbing Championship. Then after shelling out a bunch of money, I got to go back and finish the cleanup by myself.
So I ask you. Is this extreme, or is this typical? It is what it is, or I should say it was what it was, I'm only one day out from that train wreck, working alone, again, not really wanting to, but I made the ultimate mistake. I hire someone because they needed work, not because I needed them so much. I'm done whining.
First time i've ever lost respect for you, tree machine. New groundies are dumb. They are like babies that need to be taught. Not all of them have the same brain capacity. So you are just throwing this guy out. You saw he was having trouble right from the start, get out of the tree and go over the stuff again.
I wonder if you look at groundies differently than me-for you they are just an evil needed until things slow down again and you can go back to solo love. For me every new groundie is someone i may be spending years working with and trusting my life to, so i go over and over and over the things he needs to know until he gets it, because in the future his knowledge will make my life easier.
To sum up, i'm blaming you for your groundie's failure in this instance.
Heck, i almost had the same thing happen my first day on the job. I was even raised around heavy equipment, but was in a hurry to make the climber happy and went to start chipping without throttling up. Fortunately the climber was standing there with a piece of brush and gave me a stupid smile. Only time i made that mistake.