60 minutes, $300.00

[Lakeside53]

Easy.... Breath slowly, deep breath, hold, and if you're Bill Clinton, don't exhale... or was it inhale..???

 

[Lou]

Easy.... Breath slowly, deep breath, hold, and if you're Bill Clinton, don't exhale... or was it inhale..???

Just between you and I... Hillary likes to watch!

 

[04ultra]

Just between you and I... Hillary likes to watch!

.

 

[Tzed250]

Easy.... Breath slowly, deep breath, hold, and if you're Bill Clinton, don't exhale... or was it inhale..???

Bill didn't inhale...but Monica Lewinsky did...:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[NovaMan]

DANG, 26 pages in 5 days! Is that a record?

I must confess I didn't read every post... but I wouldn't mind some free firewood now and then. What I've done the last couple years is scam some wood from nearby lots after they've been cleared by the insured pros. Don't worry - I ask first.

The next time guys are cutting down trees on vacant lots in my neighborhood, you think they'd let me cut down a tree if I asked nicely? Or would they say it's a liability and make me feel like a shmuck?
How the crap am I supposed to learn how to fell a tree if no one shows me?

 

[joatmon]

... Or would they say it's a liability and make me feel like a shmuck?
How the crap am I supposed to learn how to fell a tree if no one shows me?

Step 1. Get a license.

Step 2. Get insurance.

Step 3. Get an environmental impact study.

Step 4. Get a work permit.

Step 5. Hire a pro to teach you. Oh... be sure to check their license, insurance, etc.

Step 6. What was I doin'?

 

[undercut]

With a chain this sharp the tree didn't last long..

those curls are from when you ripped.

 

[undercut]

you think i can grind the stumps for a couple grand?

 

[manual]

Oh NO, I thought we got over this one.

 

[04ultra]

Oh NO, I thought we got over this one.

Not yet!!!!



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[Urbicide]

How the crap am I supposed to learn how to fell a tree if no one shows me?

NovaMan, check out this OHSA website. It's free and has a lot of good info. Hard to replace someone showing you personally, but it is a start in the right direction. opcorn:

http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/etools/logging/userguide/userguide.html

 

[NovaMan]

Thanks Urb, I'll check that out when I get a chance.