Oh ,an old comical story about an oak stump.Maybe twenty years ago these two boozos decided to pop a large oak stump using dynamite.Well these two wizards bored the holes,placed about 3 or 4 sticks of 20 percent nitro ,lit the fuse and took cover.Never budged it,back to the drawing board .
One Einstien type got the brilliant idea to mix some ammonium nitrate fertilizer and diesel fuel together.So Tweedle Dee and Dum stirred up two hundred pounds of the stuff,umm dandy.They drilled many more holes,poured in several wheel barrows of the powder,plus two sticks of twenty percent,lite the fuse,ran for the hills.
A huge explosion,dust,fire,broke windows,mercy me the world is comming to an end.It lauched that stump like a rocket heading for the moon.On it's fall from the ionosphere it got slightly off course.Down through the top of a huge old dairy barn,through the hay mow and directly on top of a new at the time John Deere 4020.Would you believe it broke the tractor in half.
That stump removal could only be termed as a partial success,all things considered.