Well, from your lack of answers, I shall assume that you have never worked on a fire crew and are an immigrant to Warshington from California. I tend to dismiss any armchair experts if they have no experience in activities like fire fighting or forestry. It's another
Unless You Were There, You Don't Understand things.
And, to assume if one has "a pair" (of what? Lungs, kidneys, ovaries?) which I assume means that male brain between the legs, but it wasn't specified as such, one is an expert? That's pretty sad.
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