x prohibited[
?]
Posted 21 minutes ago
▲ next ▶
favorite this post Because you want attention and I want something pretty to look at - m4w (nw burbs) hide this posting
body: athletic
age: 52
Because let's face it, the truth of it is there's no difference between meeting someone in a bar from meeting them on Craigslist. We're all here for the same thing...
Sex.
Hot, sweaty, freaky, buy-new-Victoria's-Secret-that-afternoon-put-your-phone-on-silent-that-night-marathon sex.
Just kidding. Mostly.
We're here because we think we're missing out on something. Something that everyone else is in on, that lets them connect, smile, hold hands, be fantastically adorable and simultaneously (you don't know it, but your attention just perked because I used a word with six syllables) disgusting. And after the honeymoon phase runs dry and the spark dims, become bored with one another and fight over insignificant things until one of them has the balls to call it quits and they each go off to find other pretty people to make out with.
Whatever, it's a terrible cycle, and it's like dancing because you can sort of appreciate it from afar even if you can't do it that well and then you get drunk and try and it's okay and maybe even fun at first until you see yourself and realize how silly the whole thing is and go back home to your comfortable couch and your comfortable book and your comfortable life and you don't really need to be with someone but it's been a while since you've danced with someone that you think it might be different or at least pass the time and at least someone will be paying attention to you and taking you out and telling you how pretty you are or treat you terribly and never tell you how pretty you are and somehow this will make you want to try harder.
Then again, you could just be here for the ***** and giggles and fleeting excitement of talking to a complete stranger.
Hmmm? Me? What am I here for? Probably all of the above. Or maybe just bored and this is the only sad little creative outlet I'm getting these days. And wasn't completely kidding about wanting something pretty to look at, though not entirely because "isn't everyone?" In a parallel universe, instead of having a very practical and well paying job, there is a parallel universe version of me that went the starving artist route and fed his desire to be an artist instead of keeping it as passion hobby. I'm pre-wired to be drawn to the aesthetically pleasing. And that's not a roundabout way of saying "no fat chicks, hot or gtfo!" - hot/beautiful girls are a dime a dozen and most won't have anything interesting to say. I want someone that can keep a conversation going, is only mildly aware they're attractive, and has an actual life story.
As for what I have to offer...you've read this far so you must already be halfway interested in what's going on in my head, right? I have the whole tall, reasonably handsome older man thing going on too if that's your thing.. I'm single, fit, healthy 48 and have a unique sense of humor.
Except that I don't dance. I know the moves and can understand the fun of it and sometimes after a couple drinks might try it for a bit, but then I see how silly the whole thing is and go back to my comfortable life.
If any of my silly rant has piqued your interest, send me a note and let's talk.
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
post id:
5815121364
posted: 21 minutes ago
email to friend
♥ best of [
?]