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Well I can see that reading comprehension & math isn't on the advertiser's list of accomplishments. Or perhaps a really good con artist.
dwasifar
ArboristSite Operative
You know those scam emails you get from time to time? "Hello, I introduce myself as Mr. Matthew Habibe, a prince of Nigeria. You have been to me recommended as a person of trustworthiness who can assist me in transferring the sum of $1500000,00 out of my country..." You read those and you think, who would be taken in by an illiterate scammer like this? But the illiterate English is deliberate. It's there to screen out suspicious people. If you're sharp enough that the pidgin English sets your spider-sense tingling, they don't want you. They want the people dumb or credulous enough to miss that cue.
I think this guy might be doing the same thing. If someone's dumb enough to show up with a fistful of Benjamins in response to that ad, then taking them from him is just the beginning.
Black Friday sale at Menards same splitter $599.
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Marijuana - Top Shelf
Purple Urkle 1/2 lbs, Black Barry 1-1/2 Lbs, Lemon 1/2 LBS + more coming,
Derban 1/4 Lbs, LSD 1/4 Lbs, Blue Mystic coming soon. Discounts for quantity.
Call Steve at show contact info in Lakewood, CO
When you deal with us, you will be dealing with professionals,and we expect the same We have Cannabis Oil that cures many illness..Like Cancer ,Skin Cancer , diabetes,insomnia, loss of appetite,depression or stress. We have professional trained delivery guys who deliver your package to your address safely. No extra charge for delivery. WE ALSO SHIP TO ALL PARTS OF THE COUNTRY AND IT IS 100% SAFE AND DISCREET.If you are a business minded individual looking for a direct grower drop us a line at show contact info to place your order
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Tenderfoot
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This guy is looking for trouble.
I'll remove dead trees
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/zip/5893166443.html
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I'll remove dead trees
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/zip/5893166443.html
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iOS: http://tinyurl.com/cPro-iDevice
Android: http://tinyurl.com/CL-Android
Please post pics of the ads rather than the link, because they get taken down before long and we don't get to enjoy them later.
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ChoppyChoppy
Tree Freak
What does it say? The text is blurry.
Tenderfoot
ArboristSite Guru
"remove my trees and keep the wood. standing birch, dogwood and oak". Those trees are within their height of a house, if I know that area as well as I think they do. Removing those trees are typically an $800/tree job with removal of the fallen wood. They got a quote and do not understand why prices are so high.
No laugh here. Man, I wish I could jump on this, but our stupid town forbids chickens.
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Tenderfoot
ArboristSite Guru
Damn, I would jump on that too! thats a steal. Too bad they have to sell.
"Seasoned!!"
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LonestarStihl
Addicted to ArboristSite
Dang almost worth driving up there
. I love my chickens l and always want more. My wife may lose her mind but then she'd be on my level
ChoppyChoppy
Tree Freak
That what they mean by 'Free-Range' chickens?
Philbert
Philbert
I guess that's a different Sedalia than the one close to me, since you're a state above me. I need some more chickens. Something(s) destroyed mine. I had 13, now I'm down to 5. I have let them free range all year, and now something wipes them out. I was building a wire pen for them a few days ago when a hawk swooped down and killed one 40ft from me. I was furious because I had already lost half of them. I kept the shotgun with me while I finished it, but the hawk never came back unfortunately. I was so mad I probably would've BBQ'd that ******* if I had shot it, just to say I ate the animal that killed my chickens.
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kingOFgEEEks
Out, standing in my field.
If transportation wasn't an issue, I'd take the lot of those chickens. Hmm.... Christmas road trip?
dwasifar
ArboristSite Operative
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I'm a little bit of a stickler on grammar, and I always say, "Say what you mean, and mean what you say". So, I've got to ask, what do they mean by first "cum"? If they are "a meanin, what they a sayin", I wonder where that fist has been? Joe.
