Steve2910
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That's AWESOME!!! Call for the oil change & wood before the # changes again!!
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That's AWESOME!!! Call for the oil change & wood before the # changes again!!
Steve2910
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Careful, You're going to get Guido all torqued up again... 100' bucket isn't a definitive measurement of volume because it doesn't specify all 3 dimensions. Let's call it a "100' FACE BUCKET"
Grace Tree
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If you want trees cut down in exchange for firewood email me
If you want trees cut down in exchange for firewood email me
Date: 2011-10-29, 6:28AM EDT
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If you want your trees cut down in exchange for firewood please email me. I'd like to come and see you and knock on your head and see if it sounds hollow.
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If you want trees cut down in exchange for firewood email me
Date: 2011-10-29, 6:28AM EDT
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If you want your trees cut down in exchange for firewood please email me. I'd like to come and see you and knock on your head and see if it sounds hollow.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Rearden
ArboristSite Operative
Dear Jody,
You can give me an awesome and good oil change, keep the empty oil bottles, detail my filthy truck and cut the tree down for me while I sit and drink your beer. If this offer doesn't excite you, consider how exciting it will be to try and explain to the IRS why your Just-In-Time Auto and insult company doesn't appear on your last tax return. And while you're loading the wood into the back of my truck, I want you to be thinking about how lucky you are that I don't rat your back side out to Zoning for running a service business in a residential area. After you've finished the last of it, I'll be expecting a cash stipend every week for the rest of your life, or I can call the EPA and let you explain which storm drain you've been dumping the used crankcase oil down.
Welcome to reality Mr. Awesome business man.
What a putz!
Rearden
ArboristSite Operative
Grace Tree
Impossible Access
Yep, it's mine. Help yourself. Last time it was posted it only lasted a couple of hours before someone flagged it. See how you do.
Phil
Rearden
ArboristSite Operative
Done and done.
Trees cut down in exchange for firewood (Maryland)
Date: 2011-10-29, 8:07AM EDT
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If you would like to have trees cut down in exchange for firewood, please e-mail me. I'd like to come see you and knock on your head to see if it sounds hollow.
There's actually a very good reason that the government requires licenses and insurance for people that do this work.
Location: Maryland
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Trees cut down in exchange for firewood (Maryland)
Date: 2011-10-29, 8:07AM EDT
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If you would like to have trees cut down in exchange for firewood, please e-mail me. I'd like to come see you and knock on your head to see if it sounds hollow.
There's actually a very good reason that the government requires licenses and insurance for people that do this work.
Location: Maryland
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PostingID: 2674709622
upsnake
ArboristSite Operative
hahah nice,
While there are many places that would be perfectly fine to drop the tree in exchange for the wood, (woodlot, fields, really large yard etc. Cl does seem to bring out the crazies with the tree locations, and the demands for how it should be done / what all needs to be done.
Rearden
ArboristSite Operative
My favorite so far was the guy offering beer. He'd a had me if he was closer.
Had one after the 'cane where I was helping my BIL drop a pair of buggered up swamp maples. When the neighbors heard that I was loading up the logs for firewood they both "offered" me free wood. Of course it was still standing. One was a dead elm hanging over the edge of the river and his pier. The other was an old hollowed out locust that was leaning over the other neighbor's house and pool. I was told that if the pool was in my way (which of course it was since it filled the yard) I could take it down as long as I got rid of it for them. Oh yeah... and the deck around it would have to go too of course.
Best part was that the yards were only 50' wide and about 300' deep running down hill, so the only way to get the wood out would be to hand carry everything the length of a football field and around the houses back to the street. I politely declined and wished them luck when they insisted that there were plenty of people that would be happy to do it for the wood. I was by there last week end and surprisingly both jewels were still standing. I was shocked.
Had one after the 'cane where I was helping my BIL drop a pair of buggered up swamp maples. When the neighbors heard that I was loading up the logs for firewood they both "offered" me free wood. Of course it was still standing. One was a dead elm hanging over the edge of the river and his pier. The other was an old hollowed out locust that was leaning over the other neighbor's house and pool. I was told that if the pool was in my way (which of course it was since it filled the yard) I could take it down as long as I got rid of it for them. Oh yeah... and the deck around it would have to go too of course.
Best part was that the yards were only 50' wide and about 300' deep running down hill, so the only way to get the wood out would be to hand carry everything the length of a football field and around the houses back to the street. I politely declined and wished them luck when they insisted that there were plenty of people that would be happy to do it for the wood. I was by there last week end and surprisingly both jewels were still standing. I was shocked.
2 HUGE Black Walnut Trees For Sale - $500 (Prospect Heights, IL)
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Date: 2011-10-28, 5:41AM CDT
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We have two huge Black Walnut Trees on out property and we would like to get rid of them. They are both over 150ft tall and have trunks wider than 16" (the one in the front has almost a 2 ft wide trunk). We would like to get rid of them ASAP and will entertain any and all offers. You take down the tree and you get the wood!!
holy cow there both over 150' tall? but only 16-OMG almost 2 foot do black walnuts even grow to 150'? I think I'm going to offer them 5K for them right now and wait for the reply...
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Date: 2011-10-28, 5:41AM CDT
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We have two huge Black Walnut Trees on out property and we would like to get rid of them. They are both over 150ft tall and have trunks wider than 16" (the one in the front has almost a 2 ft wide trunk). We would like to get rid of them ASAP and will entertain any and all offers. You take down the tree and you get the wood!!
holy cow there both over 150' tall? but only 16-OMG almost 2 foot do black walnuts even grow to 150'? I think I'm going to offer them 5K for them right now and wait for the reply...
Rearden
ArboristSite Operative
Did they mean to use "entertaining" as a verb or an adjective?
I couldn't resist. I sent them both of the "highly valuable black walnut tree" youtube videos.
Am I bad...?
A Highly Valuable Black Walnut Tree - YouTube
walnut log deal - YouTube
I couldn't resist. I sent them both of the "highly valuable black walnut tree" youtube videos.
Am I bad...?
A Highly Valuable Black Walnut Tree - YouTube
walnut log deal - YouTube
Davej_07
ArboristSite Operative
Man, I hope I get there first.......
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Free fire wood (Glendale)
Free fire wood
Date: 2011-10-30, 10:08AM CDT
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Free fire wood. If interested, you can contact me and I will give you pick up info.
Location: Glendale
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Free fire wood (Glendale)
Free fire wood
Date: 2011-10-30, 10:08AM CDT
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Free fire wood. If interested, you can contact me and I will give you pick up info.
Location: Glendale
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thombat4
ArboristSite Guru
This guy sounds just a bit irate...
Free firewood (West of Cleveland)
Date: 2011-10-26, 3:35PM EDT
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Free firewood; large trash bag of used wooden toothpicks and popsicle sticks!!!!!!
If you haven't figured out by now, I am being sarcastic. This is in response to the morons that post about free firewood but all you have to do is come cut down the tree, haul it off and oh by the way you can't drive on the lawn, or get anywhere near the tree with any tools because of the grass. Why don't you just chew through the trunk and after you are all done with the work I do require that you leave me some of the wood of my choosing of course and clean up all your mess after you haul the remaining scrap I left you 4 miles to yout truck/trailer or other means of hauling it off while I sit and watch you bust your butt and do nothing to help. I'd rather you assume all responsibility for cutting the tree down, if any damage is done to my house, property, vehicles, lawn or myself you are gonna pay as I am going to sue you for all you're worth and then some. Oh by the way if you get hurt it isn't my fault, you came on your own free will and play Paul Bunyan.
Seriously, open your wallet and pay some reputable tree service to remove your tree or at least cut it down!!!!!
Location: West of Cleveland
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People are funny:msp_scared:
Free firewood (West of Cleveland)
Date: 2011-10-26, 3:35PM EDT
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Free firewood; large trash bag of used wooden toothpicks and popsicle sticks!!!!!!
If you haven't figured out by now, I am being sarcastic. This is in response to the morons that post about free firewood but all you have to do is come cut down the tree, haul it off and oh by the way you can't drive on the lawn, or get anywhere near the tree with any tools because of the grass. Why don't you just chew through the trunk and after you are all done with the work I do require that you leave me some of the wood of my choosing of course and clean up all your mess after you haul the remaining scrap I left you 4 miles to yout truck/trailer or other means of hauling it off while I sit and watch you bust your butt and do nothing to help. I'd rather you assume all responsibility for cutting the tree down, if any damage is done to my house, property, vehicles, lawn or myself you are gonna pay as I am going to sue you for all you're worth and then some. Oh by the way if you get hurt it isn't my fault, you came on your own free will and play Paul Bunyan.
Seriously, open your wallet and pay some reputable tree service to remove your tree or at least cut it down!!!!!
Location: West of Cleveland
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PostingID: 2670318408
People are funny:msp_scared:
thombat4
ArboristSite Guru
Wow here's another head scratcher...
Firewood - $1 (Cleveland)
Date: 2011-10-25, 1:01PM EDT
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Firewood for sale $1 per pound. or per Cord
440-458-5808
Location: Cleveland
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$1 per pound...?:jester:
Firewood - $1 (Cleveland)
Date: 2011-10-25, 1:01PM EDT
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Firewood for sale $1 per pound. or per Cord
440-458-5808
Location: Cleveland
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$1 per pound...?:jester:
D&B Mack
Sawin Wit It!
Not sure, but I'll take the $1 per cord? But I am guessing he just meant purchase by the the cord...
Constrictor
ArboristSite Operative
Firewood-$55.00 delivered and stacked
Hurry, 'ol' man winter is just around the corner. Order your mixed hardwood (oak, hickory, walnut) firewood today.
$55.00 for .65 cubic feet of firewood. That's alot of firewood for $55.00.
That's my 3/4 ton truck bed that measures 7'L x 6'W x 2'H full of neatly stacked round logs.
Remember, round logs stack tighter so you get more wood for your money. That's your firewood delivered and stacked.
Hey, just an 'ol Vietnam Marine (Semper Fi) working hard to make a little money while savings folks money.
Hurry! Order your firewood today. The wood won't last long at this price.
Continue supporting our Military men and women. God bless.
According to my calculations this is over $10,000.00 a cord!
Hurry, 'ol' man winter is just around the corner. Order your mixed hardwood (oak, hickory, walnut) firewood today.
$55.00 for .65 cubic feet of firewood. That's alot of firewood for $55.00.
That's my 3/4 ton truck bed that measures 7'L x 6'W x 2'H full of neatly stacked round logs.
Remember, round logs stack tighter so you get more wood for your money. That's your firewood delivered and stacked.
Hey, just an 'ol Vietnam Marine (Semper Fi) working hard to make a little money while savings folks money.
Hurry! Order your firewood today. The wood won't last long at this price.
Continue supporting our Military men and women. God bless.
According to my calculations this is over $10,000.00 a cord!
Rearden
ArboristSite Operative
So seriously...if ya live in Cleveland or Akron I didn't think ya needed firewood. If ya wanted something to burn you used to be able to just head down and scoop up a bucket of Cuyahoga River water and light that ablaze. :rolleyes2:
So how many sticks do ya get in a dime bag? :confused2:
Rearden
ArboristSite Operative
I've been out'a school for quite a while now but... exactly when was it that they stopped teaching math?
How that guy ever managed sniper school ballistics computations is a mystery, when the basic volume of his truck bed has him baffled.
7x6=42
42x2=84
Assuming he just fat fingered the decimal point/period in his original ad, and he meant to say 65 cubic feet, that would still mean that his wheel wells were ten cubic feet a piece.
doobie57z
ArboristSite Operative
dry oak firewood - $29 (nekoosa)
Date: 2011-10-31, 8:58AM CDT
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Ready to burn 29.00 a cord split and stacked you haul
Location: nekoosa
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dry oak firewood
Date: 2011-10-31, 8:58AM CDT
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Ready to burn 29.00 a cord split and stacked you haul
Location: nekoosa
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PostingID: 2677719101
dry oak firewood
I'll order 10, please.
