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[doobie57z]

no phone. I emailed him before, asked if it was a full cord. He was elusive and I lost interest, ad disappeared for a while

 

[chucker]

!! Better get this right away!!

Free Fire Wood and Brush (Brainerd MN)

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Date: 2011-11-03, 3:10PM CDT
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Free Fire Wood and Brush

I have about 8 trees and at least 5 loads of brush I am looking to get rid of. Looking for someone to come take it ALL. First come first serve. Email me for quicker response. I am located in Baxter MN. Thanks!


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[chucker]

?? Jeezzzz what was i thinking... Theres probably enough brush there to keep me warm all winter!

 

[MiracleRepair]

WOLFFEN / CHAINSAW CARVED

 

[SpiralAcacia]

WOLFFEN / CHAINSAW CARVED

Oh, that's a good one!
Actually made me feel guilty, it looking at me begging "Please buy me" .

SA

 

[Joeypole]

Free Black Walnut!!!!

I wonder why this has been up since September????




Black Walnut Wood




I have a 45' to 50' tall Black Walnut tree that has a circumference of 11', which means it will yield about a 41" wide plank at the center. The trunk is just over 20' tall and completely straight. The arms off the tree are about 12" in diameter and very straight. This tree is a cabinet makers dream. Black Walnut is extremely expensive and I am giving it to the person that is willing to remove it.

 

[upsnake]

Wait what? You want me to pay you to come clean up your fallen tree?

Timber or fire wood- downed oak tree for sale

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Timber or fire wood- downed oak tree for sale (williamston)

Date: 2011-11-04, 12:16PM EDT
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Downed oak tree in back yard for sale, drive in access. It has been dying for several years and totally dead for about 2. Already seasoned. Fell last week at the base, at least 3 stories high and branched way out. nice fall, easy to cut and haul. Make me an offer as I dont need the extra firewood this year. 517-256-1305 No clean up needed take or leave the trunk. Trunk sits about chest high most branches are about 12+ inches across. Several loads, est. 7-10 face cord. Current bid at $225 want it cleared soon.

 

[doobie57z]

Firewood 1 Cord Hard wood
Must be highly seasoned, look how much it shrunk!
Firewood 1 Cord Hard wood - $75 (Bayside, Milw NE Side)
Date: 2011-11-07, 10:48AM CST
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Firewood 1 Cord Hard wood for sale. You must pick this up. No Delivery.
See photo that is what you will be picking up. Photo what you see is what you'll pick-up.

Location: Bayside, Milw NE Side
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[Streblerm]

Ash Firewood trees

Selling 4 standing Ash trees for firewood
You cut down., responsable for felling
$450 OBO each or can discuss deal on all 4
they are 80 plus tall and 3 ft at diameter 3 ft up
Must remove all brush , we may have a place for you to burn the brush on the property , but stumps must either be stumped or cut at ground level

You'd probably only take a lossof about $150 per tree after it was all said and done and you sold all the firewood

 

[Ash_403]

This guy wants you to come take out his tree for free. But, you have to mill it for lumber??

Black Cherry tree U take down

Black Cherry tree U take down (Fishers)

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Date: 2011-11-08, 12:16PM EST
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Full grown black cherry tree -- yours for removal. Trunk is a couple of feet in diameter, just guessing, and it's full grown (whatever their mature height is -- it's TALL)

It's on flat land -- there is easy access to it -- professional and INSURED ONLY and the work must be done in ONE day.

FREE for the lumber value -- NOT for firewood.

You can leave the stump also.

 

[3fordasho]

Nice crooked leaner... would that even be any good for milling? Pretty close to structures too.

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This guy wants you to come take out his tree for free. But, you have to mill it for lumber??

Black Cherry tree U take down

Black Cherry tree U take down (Fishers)

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Date: 2011-11-08, 12:16PM EST
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Full grown black cherry tree -- yours for removal. Trunk is a couple of feet in diameter, just guessing, and it's full grown (whatever their mature height is -- it's TALL)

It's on flat land -- there is easy access to it -- professional and INSURED ONLY and the work must be done in ONE day.

FREE for the lumber value -- NOT for firewood.

You can leave the stump also.

 

[thombat4]

Anybody need any SLAP wood...?

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Firewood - $175 (Wooster)
Date: 2011-11-13, 11:28PM EST
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you get a full 1 ton dump-truck load of slap-wood ( check it out before I dump it you are not happy with the firewood, no questions ask I will bring it back home ) please call 330-466-524zero from 12 noon to 6 pm only thanks

delivering to Wooster , Orrville, Ashland, All of Wayne county and All of Medina County Call if you need delivery out of the area I will give you a price !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Slap me silly whenever I read this:msp_tongue:

 

[Chris Francis]

"FREE"(firewood)Live Oak-Tree! (mobile)

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Date: 2011-11-15, 3:03AM CST
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Large Live Oak-Tree "FREE" for the Cutting of Tree and Removal of Stump!..Tree Available "ONLY" To A Professional Tree Service Company!...Please Do Not Respond If You Intend On Charging A Fee Of Any Kind!...This Tree Will Generate Alot of Profit/Money from the Sale of Fire-Wood This Season And Will Easily Pay For The Involved Labor And Still Leave Plenty Of Profit/Money To Be Pocketed From The Removal Of This Tree And stump!... Professional Tree Companies Only Reply!....This Tree Is Available On A First Come-First Serve Basis's "Only" And Has To Be Done & Completed "ASAP"!!!

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[kevin j]

Here you go boys, chance to make some $$ renting out that unused equipment for a couple weeks.





CL minneapolis
Lookin to buy (or rent) a Stihl, Husquavarna, or other professional saw to cut some huge cottonwood trees. Would consider renting it for a about 2 weeks. It has to have at least a 24" bar and plenty of power. Email details........

 

[Stew7]

5 1/2 ' Dia Maple tree 100+' tall

I'm sure people are lining up to pay this guy to take down his tree.

This is an exceptionally large Maple tree it should yield some very wide boards.. It must be removed and all limbs and debris removed also. It is approx 5 1/2 ' Dia and almost 18' around.
$500 or highest quote.
Call John 978-846-1936

 

[Iska3]

Here you go boys, chance to make some $$ renting out that unused equipment for a couple weeks.


CL minneapolis
Lookin to buy (or rent) a Stihl, Husquavarna, or other professional saw to cut some huge cottonwood trees. Would consider renting it for a about 2 weeks. It has to have at least a 24" bar and plenty of power. Email details........

If it don't come back in a basket, you'll find it was sold on ebay.

 

[upsnake]

How are ppl this stupid. This doesn't give one a lot of confidence in our society.

 

[Chris Francis]

$50 per tree; now that is some serious dough [sarcasm]

ATTENTION NEED BUCKET TRUCKS - $50 (Creola)

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Date: 2011-11-02, 10:37PM CDT
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Have a leaner/hanger contract, removal of broken limbs, pay is $50.00 per tree, for the recent snow storm on the east coast, need all buckets truck that are wanting to go to work, tell anyone you know that has a bucket truck, if interested give me a call KEITH @251-455-6090 THANKS!


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[Chris Francis]

This is just hilarious: ************* Tree.
All the rappers will be lining up for this one.


Large ************* tree - $25 (mobile)

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Date: 2011-11-15, 10:18PM CST
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Large ************* tree in pot. Also called cassia fistula. 25.00

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[D&B Mack]

This is just hilarious: ************* Tree.
All the rappers will be lining up for this one.


Large ************* tree - $25 (mobile)

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Date: 2011-11-15, 10:18PM CST
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Large ************* tree in pot. Also called cassia fistula. 25.00

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PostingID: 2671179937

So how does it actually work? Do you have to sit in the pot while he pees on you?