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Tree Down (Taylor Mi.)
Date: 2012-04-03, 9:46PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
very large Limb from tree in back yard fell last year. I don't own a chainsaw to cut it into firewood. I would love to have this removed at minimal to no cost to us. (i am disabled and on fixed income) If anyone wants the wood, please contact me. If on a good week (where I have money) I can even throw in a case of beer. But please, no drinking while cutting. Thankyou. Text Don at 313-693-6367

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Tree Down (Taylor Mi.)
Date: 2012-04-03, 9:46PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
very large Limb from tree in back yard fell last year. I don't own a chainsaw to cut it into firewood. I would love to have this removed at minimal to no cost to us. (i am disabled and on fixed income) If anyone wants the wood, please contact me. If on a good week (where I have money) I can even throw in a case of beer. But please, no drinking while cutting. Thankyou. Text Don at 313-693-6367

:bang:

LMAO, SAFETY FIRST!!! :msp_thumbsup:
 
" he says everything's for sale" and I say "I dont want to sell that saw." Guy leaves and the owner looks at me and says, thats a buddy of mine and he just drove 45 minutes to buy that saw, and u just embarrased the #### outa me !!!

EVERYTHING is for sale!! People that want to buy my saw...I'd tell them "price starts at 10 grand". They bid you down; you double your price to 20 grand. They'll get the idea. They ask why than I tell them "that's how much I make using it; you can too!"
 
Frost Free Hydrant

Frost Free Hydrant - $20 (Media)

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Date: 2012-03-27, 11:29PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Frost free hydrants for sale $20. You dig out, 11 available. If you are reading this, there are still some available.

i think itd be funny to show up with a CAT 345 excavator on a lowboy to dig these out for the guy:msp_biggrin:
 
CUT ME WOOD FOR FREE ATV
CUT ME WOOD FOR FREE ATV (minocqua wi)
Date: 2012-04-05, 6:47PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Im looking for an experienced tree cutter to cut firewood from my trees on my land in Minocqua Wi. must have your own chainsaw i just need wood cut i will rent a splitter and split wood myself.
i need enough wood for at least 2 winters to heat my home. i need someone willing to work hard and get the job done would like the job done in a week or less.
if you think you can get the job done and have a chainsaw email to set a starting date!!
thank you.

must be 18 year old or older no lazy worker please

I WOULD LIKE TO GET 2 WINTERS OF WOOD CUT FOR A FREE ATV YOUTH 125CC SUPERMACH
 
10 LONG/LARGE CUT LENGTHS FROM NATURAL BLACK WALNUT TREE-ALL FOR $50


TEN (10) CUT LENGTHS OF BLACK WALNUT FRESH WOOD

Pieces of Black Walnut Fresh Cut Wood July 2011 - Measure approximately:
END DIAMETER LENGTH
6-4 inches 45 inches
3-4 inches 65 inches
3-3 inches 57 inches
3-6 inches 41 inches
7-7 inches 43 inches
1-2 inches 30 inches
3-3 inches 75 inches
4-6 inches 44 inches
2-2 inches 30 inches
1-2 inches 11 inches
10 PIECES OF NATURAL BLACK WALNUT

PRICE: $50 FOR ALL

PRIVATE PARTY

LOCATION: LAKE FOREST, IL 60045

update the price is now reduced to $35 wonder how long before he realizes that he's just got a bunch of garbage and finally puts it there 10 LONG/LARGE CUT LENGTHS FROM NATURAL BLACK WALNUT TREE-REDUCED $35
 
free wood u pick up n haul
He's got pictures...
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free wood u pick up n haul (wausau)
Date: 2012-04-08, 12:12PM CDT
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Hello,

Ive got two big piles of wood for the taking. You pick up n haul urself. Plz call me at 7153016689 for directions and set up a time to come and pick up.

Thanks

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Date Listed 07-Apr-12
Price Free
Address London, ON N5Y 2G7, Canada
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I have a big old dresser that someone can have and break down for firewood. Just come pick it up! London @ Dundas and highbury

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Anyone know what the btu is on dresser wood? I've never burnt that species myself. :)
 
Philbert,

LOL you should have replied to that persons add.
I can just picture the look on the persons face when reading your reply :)
 
I'm a millionaire!!

MAPLE TREE SAPLING, OBO - $30 (NEWVILLE CARLISLE AREA)

Date: 2012-04-11, 12:21PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

We have 1 Maple Tree Sapling for sale. Measures approximately 6 feet tall. Just started to bud so it needs a new home asap. We are asking $30 or best offer or even a trade. If interested please contact Megan by e-mail or phone:
Location: NEWVILLE CARLISLE AREA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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I have about a million of these in the mountain...I'm rich!! :msp_thumbup:
 
This is one of the worst ones Ive seen yet. Private financing so you can cut down there walnut tree!
Black Walnut Tree Live 80 Feet

Black Walnut live tree- Approx 80 feet- 2 1\2 to 3 ft diameter at base- Very healthy- 40 to 50 yrs old- Straight form- Close to street for easy acsess- Perfect for gun stocks- Pool cues - fine furniture etc... I am now entertaining bids- willing to work private financing at current lending rates.- Serious offers only- This is a valuable product in high demand- Additionally, it is rare to accept pubic offers and bids where the wood is usually purchaced by manufacturing- This is a great buisness opportunity for a creative enterprizing individual. Please do research and ask questions as they may arise,

I need to make another email address for replying to these idiots.
I just did a BW that was at LEAST 120 years old, 80' tall and 3 ft diameter, and we got PAID to take it! I then commenced to mill two logs for lumber, probably around 600 bd ft., give or take.....some milled for gunstocks......this guy is an idiot!
 
Free wood

free wood 3-4 years worth (a pickup full maybe more)?????????????

I am pretty sure a pickup load of wood will last about a month at my house when the fireplace is going
 
restitched softballs

I know this isn't for a chainsaw or free wood but I laugh at this everytime I see it.
Are people really that desperate to hit a softball 15-20 feet further (maybe work on your swing speed and build up your muscle)

juiced softballs

Want to add at least 15-20 feet onto each swing! This is the EASIEST way to do it! Let it be known that WE DO take custom orders! Send us your request, we will send you back a quote We will make single balls, but it will be more expensive. Pictured is a usssa, classic m, reebok vr-3000, synthetic leather cover. The ball on the right is the re-stitched one, inside is a .47 core 525 compression ball (worth super blue dot). We have a variety of balls already made that are ready to ship today: most of them are .44 core 400 compression or .47 core 525 compression balls. We price our balls based off what we purchased them for; remember we are wasting two balls in order to sell one! We are willing to negotiate a price based on the amount of balls a customer is purchasing. We have a paypal account but will also take cashier checks. Contact us via email or txt/phone call. 6363592072
 
So you have to get your ball into the pitchers hands when you (or your team) hits, but then swap it back out when the other team hits. Hmm that won't make anybody suspicious.
 
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