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[Big L]

Frost Free Hydrant

Frost Free Hydrant - $20 (Media)

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Date: 2012-03-27, 11:29PM EDT
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Frost free hydrants for sale $20. You dig out, 11 available. If you are reading this, there are still some available.

The water line that feeds that hydrant is most likely a good three feet or more down, and I suspect they have no idea where the shut-off valve is!! If all the hydrants are on one water line, and you have a use for them ... it's a decent deal, new ones are close to ten times the asking price. :msp_w00t:

 

[KenJax Tree]

fresh cut apple wood for smoking

I cut down my Red delicious apple tree this past winter and am chunking it for sale. You will get a 5 gallon bucket of clean cut chunks for $50. still sticky from sap! and smells so sweet. I use a clean electric saw to sut these chunks to keep the wood free of oil and debris, not a nasty chain saw

I also have apple wood sawdust $15 for a coffee can full, want a strong smoke taste? Doing jerky or a brisket? sawdust it the only way to get that taste.



I like the part about the electric chainsaw. No oil or other chainsaw stuff to contaminate this great overpriced wood. Me thinks even a electric chainsaw uses bar oil????

Me thinks his bar and chain dont last very long

 

[KenJax Tree]

It would be cheaper to go to the store and buy bags of apple wood chips. Haha

But in the store its dry, this is still "sticky" with sap....big difference....no?

 

[Hddnis]

Me thinks his bar and chain dont last very long

It says he uses an "clean electric saw", not an electric chainsaw.

Sawzall type saws have a pruning blade that cuts fairly fast and come in lengths up to 12"

He might also use a chopsaw or any number of other ways to cut wood that are not a chainsaw.

When I chunked up apple wood to sell it I used a Dewalt chop saw with a 40 tooth 12" blade. Nice clean cuts and people paid me money for that brush wood, biggest I cut was 4".:msp_wink:


Mr. HE

 

[Jonesy11]

It says he uses an "clean electric saw", not an electric chainsaw.

Sawzall type saws have a pruning blade that cuts fairly fast and come in lengths up to 12"

He might also use a chopsaw or any number of other ways to cut wood that are not a chainsaw.

When I chunked up apple wood to sell it I used a Dewalt chop saw with a 40 tooth 12" blade. Nice clean cuts and people paid me money for that brush wood, biggest I cut was 4".:msp_wink:


Mr. HE

Thank you for the check on that.

I think the real funny is that he is charging $50 for a 5 gallon bucket of apple wood when you can get a burlap potato sack full for about $12 at the store and implying that chainsaws are nasty....

 

[Hddnis]

Thank you for the check on that.

I think the real funny is that he is charging $50 for a 5 gallon bucket of apple wood when you can get a burlap potato sack full for about $12 at the store and implying that chainsaws are nasty....

I thought I was doing good getting $12.00 for a 4 gal. bucket. I had no idea it could have made me rich. The chainsaws being nasty part was hype I guess, making the point his wood was oil free. Some gourmet cooks are really hung up on that I learned, they also want the wood "mold and fungus free". I told that guy it was good clean looking wood but I didn't have any lab tests. lol

I'm still not sure what the part about "still sticky from sap" meant. I cut my stuff green and the sap dried off by the next day. Maybe he cuts it while you wait.




Mr. HE

 

[D&B Mack]

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Sold chunk of 300 year old yellow pine lumber / carving



Sold chunk of 300 year old yellow pine lumber / carving - $30 (Moorestown NJ)

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Date: 2012-03-19, 8:01PM EDT
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I have about 6 chunks: 8" x 16" between 19-22 long. This was part of some wood that was salvaged from a remolding on 6th ave. This was a single beam that was cut up when removed. Please email with any questions.

Asking 30.00 OBO per piece, will reduce if combine.

Thanks

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•Location: Moorestown NJ
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[D&B Mack]

Not really a joke - Pics in link

Log Splitter Proccessor

Log Splitter Proccessor - $6500

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Date: 2012-03-21, 7:22AM EDT
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The log splitter processor was build by an Amish welding company in Lancaster, Pa. It will do 30 inch rounds. It is a 42 tonage with dual stage. It is a 11hp Honda 2010 log splitter with an electric start motor. The conveyor belt is 24ft long. The conveyor belt is a hydraulic ran elevator with forward and reverse. It has a log lift. The Honda is a 6 way wedge splitter. I recently sold my firewood business, so i do not need the equipment anymore. The price is non negotiable. The unit is worth 10,000 I can deliver for a fee. Call 267-625-4266


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[millpro]

Did a big sawmill job in my area for this guy. While i was cutting he started gettin worried bout how much board feet I was gettin. So I told him what each board would be . Next day he shows up with a book and starts writing on my mill with a sharpie the different board feet in his boards. If that was not bad enough he was writing them down wrong, shorting my footage. I hollered at him to stop writing on my mill and he gave me that your rude look. So I asked him to let me see his sharpie and I wrote my phone # on his 2011 4 wheel drive John Deere farm tractor fender. The next day I am sawing and this other guy shows up wondering round lookin and kickin the grond wasting some time when the guy I am workin for shows up. While sawing I hear a saw runnin, look around and he has my baby 257 husky that I ported and upgraded to 262xp that I poured my heart into. He tells the other guy, have u ever heard a saw turn up like that , then turns to me and says what u want for it. I say its not for sale, he says everythings for sale and I say I dont want to sale that saw. Guy leaves and the owner looks at me and says, thats a buddy of mine and he just drove 45 minutes to buy that saw, and u just embarrased the #### outa me !!!I say I never told u that saw was for sale r u retarded. He says I figured u would sale it and I said u figured wrong.

 

[millbilly]

Did a big sawmill job in my area for this guy. While i was cutting he started gettin worried bout how much board feet I was gettin. So I told him what each board would be . Next day he shows up with a book and starts writing on my mill with a sharpie the different board feet in his boards. If that was not bad enough he was writing them down wrong, shorting my footage. I hollered at him to stop writing on my mill and he gave me that your rude look. So I asked him to let me see his sharpie and I wrote my phone # on his 2011 4 wheel drive John Deere farm tractor fender. The next day I am sawing and this other guy shows up wondering round lookin and kickin the grond wasting some time when the guy I am workin for shows up. While sawing I hear a saw runnin, look around and he has my baby 257 husky that I ported and upgraded to 262xp that I poured my heart into. He tells the other guy, have u ever heard a saw turn up like that , then turns to me and says what u want for it. I say its not for sale, he says everythings for sale and I say I dont want to sale that saw. Guy leaves and the owner looks at me and says, thats a buddy of mine and he just drove 45 minutes to buy that saw, and u just embarrased the #### outa me !!!I say I never told u that saw was for sale r u retarded. He says I figured u would sale it and I said u figured wrong.

Shaken my head, squintin my eyes, What? and laughin to myself.

 

[WetBehindtheEar]

. Guy leaves and the owner looks at me and says, thats a buddy of mine and he just drove 45 minutes to buy that saw, and u just embarrased the #### outa me !!!I say I never told u that saw was for sale r u retarded. He says I figured u would sale it and I said u figured wrong.

That sounds like a post for WTF...

 

[Philbert]

Shaken my head, squintin my eyes, What? and laughin to myself.

That sounds like a post for WTF...

Sounds like a guy that has boundary issues. I would keep a close eye on him and keep my tools locked up.

Philbert

 

[millpro]

Sounds like a guy that has boundary issues. I would keep a close eye on him and keep my tools locked up.

Philbert

Actually he turned out to be ok, just a rich 55 year old kid playing farm. But he paid well

 

[Jonesy11]

For a mere $500 you can own this

Large downed WALNUT tree for sale $500 OBO

3 ft in diameter, approx 8.5 ft long with 2 narrower branches about 10 ft long and 2 ft in diameter each. Asking $500 OBO. Cash Only. You pick up, delivery not available. Email or call 816-625-9500 with any questions. Thanks for looking! : )

 

[D&B Mack]

Large downed WALNUT tree for sale $500 OBO

3 ft in diameter, approx 8.5 ft long with 2 narrower branches about 10 ft long and 2 ft in diameter each. Asking $500 OBO. Cash Only. You pick up, delivery not available. Email or call 816-625-9500 with any questions. Thanks for looking! : )

You know that is their retirement plan.

 

[Philbert]

Large downed WALNUT tree for sale

Just clear, straight grained walnut, suitable for furniture grade boards or veneer logs . . .

Philbert

 

[greendohn]

Large downed WALNUT tree for sale $500 OBO

3 ft in diameter, approx 8.5 ft long with 2 narrower branches about 10 ft long and 2 ft in diameter each. Asking $500 OBO. Cash Only. You pick up, delivery not available. Email or call 816-625-9500 with any questions. Thanks for looking! : )

:waaaht: Looks like fire wood to me....not even a full p/u truck load.

 

[SS396driver]

Large downed WALNUT tree for sale $500 OBO

3 ft in diameter, approx 8.5 ft long with 2 narrower branches about 10 ft long and 2 ft in diameter each. Asking $500 OBO. Cash Only. You pick up, delivery not available. Email or call 816-625-9500 with any questions. Thanks for looking! : )

since when is 30 inches of wood 3 ft?

 

[D&B Mack]

since when is 30 inches of wood 3 ft?

After a twelve pack and the guy is trying to take the waitress home.

 

[branchbuzzer]

since when is 30 inches of wood 3 ft?

metric feet