Fake MiniMac, thanks RandyMac and Eccentric

[RandyMac]

55 degrees sonny.

 

[Duke Thieroff]

You scoundrel!

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OK..............but we're gonna have to sell another pallet of these clunkers to cover my expenses. Sheesh. This is the last time I do dealings with a marauding Scotsman...

You're actually going to sell more of these Lithuanian pieces of crap off, you have that much demand over there on the left coast?

And by left I don't mean left hand, I mean lefty liberals. When California pukes we all have to clean it up! Maybe if they had their heads on straight over there you'd actually be selling some real pieces of machinery.



I've got another pallet on it's way to you, ShopMonkey is going to need to muster up all the tools he has, swallow his pride and get-ta-sweatin'.

Boss man/Salesman Aaron's gonna be asking "What's it going to take for me to get you to take one of these home today." The Raging Scotsman is going to be snarling behind a desk, Johnnie Walker Black in the glass, counting greenbacks and reminiscing of Old Growth past.

Yellow was once a respectable American color, now the Lithuanians and you fellows stepped in, tarnished the color. Sometimes the cookie crumbles that way, I presume. The pain the Old Growth felt in the past has now been transferred into the saws which used to kill Old Growth without regret.

Deep in the valleys, high on the mountain ridges, on the flat plain you can hear new McCullochs screaming in the hopes to transform into some semblance of large frame, heavy magnesium, but the lifeblood behind them has been stripped. Some say for profit, some say for user friendliness. A beast of burden is never a friend, only a tool, if handled correctly.


Chris

 

[promac850]

Yeah, them lithiums have always been a problem. (err... Lithuanians...)

Another load of those... things... okay...



In real news, there is a wicked *** thunderstorm rolling through here right now... lots more lightning than I have seen before, in the 10 years we've been here, and insane winds... one lightning bolt stuck so close that the thunder was similar to standing 50 feet from a 30-06 going off... LOUD...

Weather people say 70 mph winds are being seen, I agree, ####'s getting blown all over the place.

With al of the lightning strikes, there has to be a tree that went down... we'll see that aftermath (if there is any) later...

ShopMonkey over and out...

Oh, RandyMac, here's your beer... hope it's the right temperature now.

 

[Duke Thieroff]

Yeah, them lithiums have always been a problem. (err... Lithuanians...)

Another load of those... things... okay...



In real news, there is a wicked *** thunderstorm rolling through here right now... lots more lightning than I have seen before, in the 10 years we've been here, and insane winds... one lightning bolt stuck so close that the thunder was similar to standing 50 feet from a 30-06 going off... LOUD...

Weather people say 70 mph winds are being seen, I agree, ####'s getting blown all over the place.

With al of the lightning strikes, there has to be a tree that went down... we'll see that aftermath (if there is any) later...

ShopMonkey over and out...

Oh, RandyMac, here's your beer... hope it's the right temperature now.

Be safe out there man.


I don't think a little bit of lukewarm beer is going to save your soul.



Chris

 

[promac850]

Be safe out there man.


I don't think a little bit of lukewarm beer is going to save your soul.



Chris

No, that little bit of beer ain't gonna do it...

Thunderstorms are gone now, rolled by mighty quick and dumped a #### ton of water on us. Doesn't look like anything got damaged or any trees fell. We'll know for sure in a couple of hours, after I get some work done.

 

[Eccentric]

You're actually going to sell more of these Lithuanian pieces of crap off, you have that much demand over there on the left coast?

And by left I don't mean left hand, I mean lefty liberals. When California pukes we all have to clean it up! Maybe if they had their heads on straight over there you'd actually be selling some real pieces of machinery.



I've got another pallet on it's way to you, ShopMonkey is going to need to muster up all the tools he has, swallow his pride and get-ta-sweatin'.

Boss man/Salesman Aaron's gonna be asking "What's it going to take for me to get you to take one of these home today." The Raging Scotsman is going to be snarling behind a desk, Johnnie Walker Black in the glass, counting greenbacks and reminiscing of Old Growth past.

Yellow was once a respectable American color, now the Lithuanians and you fellows stepped in, tarnished the color. Sometimes the cookie crumbles that way, I presume. The pain the Old Growth felt in the past has now been transferred into the saws which used to kill Old Growth without regret.

Deep in the valleys, high on the mountain ridges, on the flat plain you can hear new McCullochs screaming in the hopes to transform into some semblance of large frame, heavy magnesium, but the lifeblood behind them has been stripped. Some say for profit, some say for user friendliness. A beast of burden is never a friend, only a tool, if handled correctly.


Chris

Hey now,

Plenty of that lib crap spews forth from NY and IL you know. Our 'target market' for these Ultimate chainsaws is solidly in the Ny/Pa area.:jester:

 

[Duke Thieroff]

Hey now,

Plenty of that lib crap spews forth from NY and IL you know. Our 'target market' for these Ultimate chainsaws is solidly in the Ny/Pa area.:jester:

Currently I'm a resident of Pennsylvania, but shortly will live in New York state, but as far west and south away from the "lib geyser" as one can get.

I'll spit and hit Pennsylvania, a place where guns are easy to get a grip on.

John Denver even sang of Pennsylvania in his song Take Me Home (Country Roads.). I believe he said "Almost heaven, West Virginia". Being that WV was "almost heaven" that would mean that PA would have to be heaven.


-The Duke

 

[promac850]

Currently I'm a resident of Pennsylvania, but shortly will live in New York state, but as far west and south away from the "lib geyser" as one can get.

I'll spit and hit Pennsylvania, a place where guns are easy to get a grip on.

John Denver even sang of Pennsylvania in his song Take Me Home (Country Roads.). I believe he said "Almost heaven, West Virginia". Being that WV was "almost heaven" that would mean that PA would have to be heaven.


-The Duke

Better solution yet... live in the UP of Michigan... out in the sticks, like Yooper does. No one has found him...

 

[Steve NW WI]

Thanks guys!

My new MackHullock SuperProwMiniMack200T arrived via either USFS or NPS courier. I was gone fishin when it got here. Anywho, I can't wait to get in in the wood, as soon as I get my shipment of GaryGoo in, I'll get it fueled, oiled and give it a run.

I know the rules, pics or it didn't happen, so here she is:

 

[Duke Thieroff]

Thanks guys!

My new MackHullock SuperProwMiniMack200T arrived via either USFS or NPS courier. I was gone fishin when it got here. Anywho, I can't wait to get in in the wood, as soon as I get my shipment of GaryGoo in, I'll get it fueled, oiled and give it a run.

I know the rules, pics or it didn't happen, so here she is:

Oh, boy Steve. That thing looks sa-weeeeet! You're in for a ton of fun once you put that sonofagun in some wood man.



Chris

 

[8433jeff]

Oh, boy Steve. That thing looks sa-weeeeet! You're in for a ton of fun once you put that sonofagun in some wood man.



Chris

You all is gonna peeve some tree climbing guy, and then the manure will hit the increased airflow device.

 

[Steve NW WI]

You all is gonna peeve some tree climbing guy, and then the manure will hit the increased airflow device.

I thought the Shop Monkey could handle them. Ain't that what we keep monkeys around for?

Tree guys is suprisingly whiny though. Before I got on this site, ah used to think it was a good manly man occupation. Must be the estrogen based bar oil they use in them little creamsickles.

 

[promac850]

I thought the Shop Monkey could handle them. Ain't that what we keep monkeys around for?

Tree guys is suprisingly whiny though. Before I got on this site, ah used to think it was a good manly man occupation. Must be the estrogen based bar oil they use in them little creamsickles.

Yep... gonna be real busy dropping tree guys... hell, I've already received six threat calls already. Oh well, time to put a gun port in the door...

 

[RandyMac]

Thanks guys!

My new MackHullock SuperProwMiniMack200T arrived via either USFS or NPS courier. I was gone fishin when it got here. Anywho, I can't wait to get in in the wood, as soon as I get my shipment of GaryGoo in, I'll get it fueled, oiled and give it a run.

I know the rules, pics or it didn't happen, so here she is:

I thought the Shop Monkey could handle them. Ain't that what we keep monkeys around for?

Tree guys is suprisingly whiny though. Before I got on this site, ah used to think it was a good manly man occupation. Must be the estrogen based bar oil they use in them little creamsickles.

That is too much. Thanks Steve!

Those tree pruners are kinda wussy.

 

[Duke Thieroff]

Whiny tree guys, eh?



Do loggers cry?


Chris

 

[8433jeff]

Whiny tree guys, eh?



Do loggers cry?


Chris

Only when they run out of trees.

 

[Steve NW WI]

Whiny tree guys, eh?



Do loggers cry?


Chris

At the end of Old Yeller or Where The Red Fern Grows is acceptable, possibly if their momma or pops just died, otherwise they should just wince a bit and move on to the next tree.

 

[Duke Thieroff]

Still no resolution to this situation.



Aaron is a SCAMMER!




Chris

 

[Guido Salvage]

Remember that box of MiniMacs we were going to send you a while back?

I still have them but would prefer not to send them to the jail....

 

[Duke Thieroff]

I still have them but would prefer not to send them to the jail....

Haha, instead of putting the inmates in solitary or the restraint chair Aaron could have them rebuild the Mini Macs, might cut down on that California tax bill

Chris