Bump the rates...everything else is going up as a result, why should we be or feel any different?
Or....follow me in my revolutionary footsteps....
With all this fear, loathing, and propaganda, I've been thinking alot lately about buying a team or two of horses, a couple of wagons, a couple two man saws and going
totally green!
I'll even rig it up so the team powers the ol chuck n duck while they walk in circles. I'll just chip into a covered wagon! Yes..yes...of course!
I can turn my operation into a real circus, maybe sell tickets and my kids could sell lemonade and organic green tea when they aren't draggin brush to the chipper. ( Good ole fashion child labor, a lost and all but forgotten natural resource.)
I've even got a name picked out:
Olden Daze Arborists, Inc.
Going green in historical fashion!
I wonder if this could work, I'll keep my rates really low, maybe make up for the difference with ticket sales, and, for a real deal sealer, throw in for free the resulting yard trimming and all natural fertilization. (a company exclusive)
(Record scratch)
On second thought.....maybe not.
Nevermind. I'll just bump my rates and drive on like the unsung visionary that I could have been.