Giving up chainsaws to clean toilets and scrapbook!!!!

[Zombiechopper]

the snip snip is no big deal. I had it done a little over a year ago. The most painful part was getting naked in front of the two hottie nurses. It was a cold room...and the forest had been freshly clear cut for the procedure making it extra cold. The actual cutting was tame. The needle for freezing the plumbing is the worst part and it's not too bad. Afterwards they turn purple and it feels like being kicked by a horse for a day or two and after that it's all downhill. Shaggin again in a week or so.

 

[SteveH]

I've decided to give up chainsaws to start helping my wife clean the house. I see her scrubbing toilets and folding laundry and I feel bad. I will now start learning how to cook. Joining a food forum tonight. I will also hang laundry on the new clothesline. And changing diapers will be my new favorite hobby. Don't want to see my wife doing any chores. Instead of filing chains I will file scrapbooking supplies and pictures. Thinking about redecorating the house too in my spare time. Can't wait to start my new list of hobbies. My wife is the greatest thing on earth. I will bow down to her. Her beauty is overwhelming. I think she should spend the day at the spa. I'll work extra hours at work just to pay for it. Bc omg like she is the bomb diggity!!!! So which BFF wants all my saws

*never ever leave your account logged in

This is the smartest idea I've ever read.

 

[nstueve]

this reminds me to change my password and log off every night....

I know my wife would actually go through with selling off some of my chainsaws!

 

[Fish]

I have to apologize, I am old and don't really read all of this crap....
I just assumed that he was a 70 year old oriental dude........

 

[Anthony_Va.]

the snip snip is no big deal. I had it done a little over a year ago. The most painful part was getting naked in front of the two hottie nurses. It was a cold room...and the forest had been freshly clear cut for the procedure making it extra cold. The actual cutting was tame. The needle for freezing the plumbing is the worst part and it's not too bad. Afterwards they turn purple and it feels like being kicked by a horse for a day or two and after that it's all downhill. Shaggin again in a week or so.

Thats the funniest shiet I've read in forever. :msp_biggrin:

 

[Fish]

the snip snip is no big deal. I had it done a little over a year ago. The most painful part was getting naked in front of the two hottie nurses. It was a cold room...and the forest had been freshly clear cut for the procedure making it extra cold. The actual cutting was tame. The needle for freezing the plumbing is the worst part and it's not too bad. Afterwards they turn purple and it feels like being kicked by a horse for a day or two and after that it's all downhill. Shaggin again in a week or so.

Shaggin?????

You must not watch Dr. Phil too much.....

Mrs. Chopper must not read your posts.... She may have something to say about the "hottie" nurses....

Did you get their number? That is why they put you in that split gown with no pockets.....

So you cannot take any phone numbers from those hottie nurses that were impressed by your very "cold" procedure........

Your talking about the cold means something, I am guessing.......

A "COLD" room............

 

[Zombiechopper]

Shaggin?????

You must not watch Dr. Phil too much.....

Mrs. Chopper must not read your posts.... She may have something to say about the "hottie" nurses....

Did you get their number? That is why they put you in that split gown with no pockets.....

So you cannot take any phone numbers from those hottie nurses that were impressed by your very "cold" procedure........

Your talking about the cold means something, I am guessing.......

A "COLD" room............

shrivelled up kielbasa doesn't impress the ladies. I tried to flirt them up but it was tough while hangin in the wind feeling small. I was not at my best unfortunately.

And there was no gown. Dr. hack and slash books vascectomies all day long in an outpatient surgery room. They had us guys in and out one after another like cattle going through the shoot getting de-nutted. I walked in there and Doc tells me to take off everything but my shirt. Lay there in a t-shirt while he does his thing to my thing. I read the pre-op instructions so I had shaved beforehand, therefore the nurses didn't have anything to do but inspect my package and compare it to the line of guys coming through all day long one after another. Can you imagine that job Mrs. J? Must be great for them.

 

[RAMROD48]

the snip snip is no big deal. I had it done a little over a year ago. The most painful part was getting naked in front of the two hottie nurses. It was a cold room...and the forest had been freshly clear cut for the procedure making it extra cold. The actual cutting was tame. The needle for freezing the plumbing is the worst part and it's not too bad. Afterwards they turn purple and it feels like being kicked by a horse for a day or two and after that it's all downhill. Shaggin again in a week or so.

I have alot to look forward to on Monday then....:msp_unsure::msp_unsure:

 

[Tzed250]

So Wiggs has already placed his order for the newest products from Home Interior???

 

[Zombiechopper]

I have alot to look forward to on Monday then....:msp_unsure::msp_unsure:

you know how it feels when you get whacked good down there? The initial pain goes away pretty quick but then you have that dull queasy feeling for a long while after? It feels like that for a few days. Get a bag of frozen peas and ice them it helps.

And if there are nurses standing there watching tell them to go find something better to do. Or at least make em pay for the show.

 

[Zombiechopper]

I have alot to look forward to on Monday then....:msp_unsure::msp_unsure:

one more thing.....

if your wife is hot.....and you feel the urge to um.....raise the flag pole....well, you gotta not let that happen. It hurts for the first day or two. Make her wear a potato sack.

 

[nmurph]

So Wiggs has already placed his order for the newest products from Home Interior???

I don't know, but I bet he has given up his death grip on the remote and now cheerfully watches HGTV while reading Southern Living.

 

[Fish]

I have a feeling that she would school the potato sack on the topic of "HOTNESS".....

 

[o8f150]

So Wiggs has already placed his order for the newest products from Home Interior???

i heard he ordered a truck load of new tupperware

 

[rburg]

I sure hope we get some good pictures and video of Wiggs and his new hobbies.

 

[deerjackie]

I would like to see a video of when he logs on his computer etc.This is so funny.uttahere2:

 

[deerjackie]

I've decided to give up chainsaws to start helping my wife clean the house. I see her scrubbing toilets and folding laundry and I feel bad. I will now start learning how to cook. Joining a food forum tonight. I will also hang laundry on the new clothesline. And changing diapers will be my new favorite hobby. Don't want to see my wife doing any chores. Instead of filing chains I will file scrapbooking supplies and pictures. Thinking about redecorating the house too in my spare time. Can't wait to start my new list of hobbies. My wife is the greatest thing on earth. I will bow down to her. Her beauty is overwhelming. I think she should spend the day at the spa. I'll work extra hours at work just to pay for it. Bc omg like she is the bomb diggity!!!! So which BFF wants all my saws Dang wiggs,didn t know you had it n ya bud,but i am sure you will do just fine.Picturing you with a bottle of shout n one hand and some bel-ray in the other.

 

[SilverKing]

Im a firm believer that the fairer sex deserves our fullest attention.The love of a good woman,especially a wife,is much more important than futile worldly possessions ,like chainsaws for instance.A woman has needs that should be attended to constantly.It is time that men realize this,and respond in a more loving manner.If any women read this,and feel the need to talk,or vent your bottled up frustrations,please pm me

 

[Jwalker1911]

Im a firm believer that the fairer sex deserves our fullest attention.The love of a good woman,especially a wife,is much more important than futile worldly possessions ,like chainsaws for instance.A woman has needs that should be attended to constantly.It is time that men realize this,and respond in a more loving manner.If any women read this,and feel the need to talk,or vent your bottled up frustrations,please pm me

Nuthin like tryin to move in on some territory lol.

 

[fearofpavement]

Oh man, (and woman) this thread is going downhill fast. TMI definitely applies to some of these posts. If we are talking about cuts and scars, make sure a chainsaw created them. And just because some poor fool leaves his computer on in an environment he previously thought was safe doesn't mean that his spouse should violate that trust and create a future of distrust and wariness. Now I gotta make a password for Windows...