Giving up chainsaws to clean toilets and scrapbook!!!!

[SilverKing]

Nuthin like tryin to move in on some territory lol.

lol my mama said never meet women in bars,so I figure a chainsaw forum must be the place

 

[deerjackie]

Im a firm believer that the fairer sex deserves our fullest attention.The love of a good woman,especially a wife,is much more important than futile worldly possessions ,like chainsaws for instance.A woman has needs that should be attended to constantly.It is time that men realize this,and respond in a more loving manner.If any women read this,and feel the need to talk,or vent your bottled up frustrations,please pm me

If your inbox is full can they call 1800MYHUBBYISACHAINSAWADDICT ? $2.99 a minute ?

 

[Jwalker1911]

Oh man, (and woman) this thread is going downhill fast. TMI definitely applies to some of these posts. If we are talking about cuts and scars, make sure a chainsaw created them. And just because some poor fool leaves his computer on in an environment he previously thought was safe doesn't mean that his spouse should violate that trust and create a future of distrust and wariness. Now I gotta make a password for Windows...

My wife wouldnt be above doing something like this,and it wouldnt bother me a bit.She also has every password I have(which is great because I can never remember them or my debit card pin),she has access to my whole life...the only thing off limits to her is my cuttin saddle,I hate when she shortens my stirrups.

 

[Zombiechopper]

Oh man, (and woman) this thread is going downhill fast. TMI definitely applies to some of these posts. If we are talking about cuts and scars, make sure a chainsaw created them. And just because some poor fool leaves his computer on in an environment he previously thought was safe doesn't mean that his spouse should violate that trust and create a future of distrust and wariness. Now I gotta make a password for Windows...

yes, it sure got off topic fast. It had such potential for good technical information that will never be realized now.

this is a pretty long nap. Jer is going to be well rested. He's gonna get to learn about his new found love for housework and read about my junk all at the same time. He's got a big day ahead of him

 

[fearofpavement]

My wife wouldnt be above doing something like this,and it wouldnt bother me a bit.She also has every password I have(which is great because I can never remember them or my debit card pin),she has access to my whole life...the only thing off limits to her is my cuttin saddle,I hate when she shortens my stirrups.

Yeah, I was joking about the computer password. I actually would have one but afraid I would forget it. My son went through "Beast" at West Point which is their summer of basic training. When he got finished with that, his computer password was wiped clean from his mind and no one else had it. Wound up having to reformat the drive and wipe it clean so whatever was on there was bye bye. I created the password for my wife's laptop but have to ask her for it because I can never remember it. Now where was I going with this....? Oh, now I remember. My wife has all the passwords too including the combination to the gun safe. I probably have that written down somewhere but don't remember where...

 

[KenJax Tree]

Not me no snip snip!! We had the Dr tie the wifes tubes while they were already in there and me and the Dr slapped high fives on the way outta the OR.

 

[fearofpavement]

Not me no snip snip!! We had the Dr tie the wifes tubes while they were already in there and me and the Dr slapped high fives on the way outta the OR.

+1 (except for the high fives)

 

[Axlerod74]

A sneaky suspension is what got J in this predicament in the first place.

Now that's funny...........I don't care who you are!:msp_w00t:

 

[parrisw]

the snip snip is no big deal. I had it done a little over a year ago. The most painful part was getting naked in front of the two hottie nurses. It was a cold room...and the forest had been freshly clear cut for the procedure making it extra cold. The actual cutting was tame. The needle for freezing the plumbing is the worst part and it's not too bad. Afterwards they turn purple and it feels like being kicked by a horse for a day or two and after that it's all downhill. Shaggin again in a week or so.

LOL, the first thing that happened to me after the snip was my little daughter at the time ran up to me "daddy, daddy" and freaking sacked me!!!!! I dropped to the floor, that was the worst part of the procedure for me, the needle was second!!

 

[KenJax Tree]

+1 (except for the high fives)

The fives didn't really happen:msp_tongue:

 

[Currently]

I really, really wanted that hot 4.8 second husky from that video.

I wonder if I can get some bottom feeding lawyer and turn this into a verbal contract dispute? :msp_wink:

 

[wigglesworth]

He's the greatest

Yea, I know.

But seriously, She's the greatest.

Im a blessed man.

 

[RandyMac]

Yea, I know.

But seriously, She's the greatest.

Im a blessed man.

How do we know this is really you?

 

[wigglesworth]

How do we know this is really you?

Cause there is no freakin way she would be up at 3:00 A.M.

 

[RandyMac]

cause there is no freakin way she would be up at 3:00 a.m.

ok.

 

[young]

Cause there is no freakin way she would be up at 3:00 A.M.

lies!!!!!!!

 

[wigglesworth]

lies!!!!!!!

haha.

U bum. Go to bed. :msp_tongue:

 

[Toad22t]

This is so great that this has happened to someone else and not me lol. Also holy crap on how a subject can change so fast lol. Great reading before I head to bed.

 

[Mrs. J]

It was hilarious watching his face while he tried to process why there were so many notifications. So fun

Just to clarify.........it was all a joke. I like his chainsaws. Would never want him to give them up. No trust was violated. We understand each others sense of humor he enjoyed the joke. Vasectomies are not my preferred conversation topic!!

 

[wigglesworth]

It was hilarious watching his face while he tried to process why there were so many notifications. So fun

Just to clarify.........it was all a joke. I like his chainsaws. Would never want him to give them up. No trust was violated. We understand each others sense of humor he enjoyed the joke. Vasectomies are not my preferred conversation topic!!

I'd rather not discuss vasectomies thank you very much!!