helo im looking for free firewood

[JimmyT]

You could pose as a USDA Bug Inspector and go around to all the stores that are selling the little bundles of firewood wrapped up in plastic. Tell them their wood is infested with the
Asian Emerald Ash Borer and the wood will have to be destroyed and you will gladly burn it for them.

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[lone wolf]

That would be a big negative. I live on Mt Wilson, the forgotten side of Gretna. Not allowed to cut on game land at all around here anymore.

Not even deadwood with a permit?

 

[olyman]

you need head tranplant

whats a tranplant, muwahahahhahahhahahhaaaa

 

[KostasVolos]

There's plenty of free driftwoods at almost any beach.
And the salt keeps them pest free.

 

[barebunns]

There's plenty of free driftwoods at almost any beach.
And the salt keeps them pest free.

drift wood will make your stove crode and rust \from the salt

 

[Mad Professor]

drift wood will make your stove crode and rust \from the salt

But the woodpile won't freeze up!!!

 

[Del_]

drift wood will make your stove crode and rust \from the salt

And releases dioxins.

 

[olyman]

drift wood will make your stove crode and rust \from the salt

whats crode

 

[barebunns]

whats crode

crode your stove and pipes will mess them up make them \rust burning salt wood

 

[olyman]

crode your stove and pipes will mess them up make them \rust burning salt wood

aint learned to spell yet?????

 

[Bill G]

put a post up, that your looking for free brains...........

He was standing in line waiting on brains then ran away when he thought they said trains.

 

[Bill G]

Not even deadwood with a permit?

I was told I could not cut on the small amount of federal land here. That did not used to be the case though. Their dipstick management policies are costing taxpayer dollars in lost timber sales. We have 48" Cottonwood laying down all over do to flooding. They were supposed to allow a timber sale years back but they did not do it and the trees went down in the next flood. It did not have much value to begin with but now is zero.

 

[sean donato]

Not even deadwood with a permit?

No cutting is allowed in my area, closest place I know of I can get a permit to cut is over an hour drive. Just easier to help my logging buddy an get wood from him.

 

[lloyd786]

I'm not greedy. Just two red haired green eyed Irish lasses. If possible, sisters named Kate and Edith, Around 22 years old. That way I can have my Kate and Edith too. I'll leave instructions what is to be done with what remains of me when they are finished.

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