I hiss, but I'm not a snake

[nathon918]

well since topics don't seem to matter to SOME people...ill just revert back to the original topic...
I'm a spider and I pee...what kind of spider am I?

 

[tla100]

Do you just piss, or piss and moan? Could make a list of some members.................

 

[nathon918]

Do you just piss, or piss and moan? Could make a list of some members.................

I do options 1 and 2 together... piss, piss and moan...

I can make a list too...lets start with that nice guy TLA100, the ******* (funny guy) TreeTangler, the like whore Whitespider, the like whore #2 SVK, the like whore #3 USMC615......can't forget myself Troll of the month...please continue

 

[Whitespider]

The other wanna' be of the family... my brother-in-law... married to my wanna' be sister.

 

[tla100]

well since topics don't seem to matter to SOME people...ill just revert back to the original topic...
I'm a spider and I pee...what kind of spider am I?

SO what kind of spidey are you? Been killing me...

 

[Marshy]

Well heck man, it's about spiders and snakes... and donkin' Mary Lou...

LoL

I watched that and one of the previews after it was for BTO. I thought it was worth sharing if no one else caught it... Makes me want to clean the house.... er somethin like that.

 

[Marshy]

This here is my cousin Blindspider.
Believe-it-or-not he got rich in the lingerie business.

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This is one of his biggest selling items...

But then that hag (Harry's wife) somehow got something on my cousin... basically blackmailed him into using her as the model for his creations.
After that, cousin Blindspider's business fell in the toilet (you saw the pic of her in his lingerie above ... right?).
Anyway, I understand my cousin pulled some sort'a end-a-round on the hag... got out from underneath her somehow.
Last I heard he'd been livin' in Central America... married some widow (I think her name was Blackwidowspider or some such)... we lost track of him after that, he just sort'a disappeared.
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These posts might just be the pinnacle of your life on AS. I gotta go back and make sure I didn't miss any posts (that need likes) about your family web. Thanks for sharing.

 

[nathon918]

SO what kind of spidey are you? Been killing me...

gotta guess first...

 

[tla100]

Goldenrod Crab Spider?

 

[Marshy]

SO what kind of spidey are you? Been killing me...

English Fighting Spider

 

[nathon918]

Goldenrod Crab Spider?

no...next guess

 

[nathon918]

English Fighting Spider
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no...next guess

 

[nathon918]

looks like this thread is dead...guess no one likes likes anymore

 

[tla100]

brown recluse?

 

[nathon918]

brown recluse?

is that a spider?

 

[Whitespider]

These posts might just be the pinnacle of your life on AS.

Except... I don't have a "life" on AS... just an identity I can change or modify at will (maybe I have a dozen identities on AS... how would you know??).
Heck, for all you know I could be a woman livin' in an Airstream parked in Washington State... or a kool-aid drinker... or an orange grasshopper
But I will guarantee 100% honesty about one thing... nothin' in my "life" revolves 'round AS in any shape or form.
It's the friggin' internet man... it-is-what-it-is.
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[nathon918]

nothin' in my "life" revolves 'round AS

not even getting "likes"???

 

[Whitespider]

Here's a pic of my family when I'm using my Hawaii identity...


Here's a pic of my home when I use my Minnesota identity...


I'm the distinguished lookin' fella standing in the center when I use my Tennessee Lawyer identity...


This one is of my kids when I use my Arkansas hillbilly identity...


And when I'm a rich Wall Street trader...


Ya' can be anything ya' wanna' be on the internet... including a spider.
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[Whitespider]

not even getting "likes"???

I don't "like" "likes" anymore...
I'm tired of "likes"...
I want "kudos"...
Give me "kudos" or give me... well... give me "kudos"‼
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[nathon918]

Here's a pic of my family when I'm using my Hawaii identity...
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Here's a pic of my home when I use my Minnesota identity...
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I'm the distinguished lookin' fella standing in the center when I use my Tennessee Lawyer identity...
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This one is of my kids when I use my Arkansas hillbilly identity...
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And when I'm a rich Wall Street trader...
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Ya' can be anything ya' wanna' be on the internet... including a spider.
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got any from Warshington?