I hiss, but I'm not a snake

[nathon918]

This one is of my kids when I use my Arkansas hillbilly identity...

is that you with the "zebra" overalls?
good thing the camera was out to capture when the boys break he other arm

 

[Whitespider]

got any from Warshington?

Sure... here's my boyfriend and I goin for a ride on his bike by my trailer

 

[nathon918]

Sure... here's my boyfriend and I goin for a ride on his bike by my trailer

wow is he French?
all this time I though you were a guy...makes your whole pissing thread really awkward now...

 

[nathon918]

is that you with the "zebra" overalls?

so I guess this is a no...must be the one sitting on the porch then...

 

[Whitespider]

all this time I though you were a guy

Like I said... depends on the identity.
It's the internet man... the internet.
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[TreeTangler]

looks like we're the only ones...this thread hasn't been at the top of the forum all day...has everyone given up on this kitty cat??

Finally got a day off and put 300 miles on the sled yesterday. Did you know a steering knuckle for a Nytro XTX is over $300?

 

[Whitespider]

Did you know a steering knuckle for a Nytro XTX is over $300?

Pics or it ain't real.
After all, I showed you my Airstream, boyfriend and his bicycle.
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[TreeTangler]

Pics or it ain't real.
After all, I showed you my Airstream, boyfriend and his bicycle.
*

You got it, I've got some great pics from the ride too. Somebody just has to tell me how to get them from my phone to here or we'll have to wait for wifey to get home.

 

[Whitespider]

...tell me how to get them from my phone to here or we'll have to wait for wifey to get home.

Pics or she ain't real either
*

 

[TreeTangler]

Pics or she ain't real either
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Tell ya what, cover the shipping and I'll send you the whole thing!

 

[nathon918]

Somebody just has to tell me how to get them from my phone to here

did you already try throwing your phone at the computer??? if so then I have no other suggestions...it usually works for me though

 

[Whitespider]

Tell ya what, cover the shipping and I'll send you the whole thing!

Oh no... no, no, no‼
I have a phone... and a wife... one of each is enough already‼
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[Marshy]

Except... I don't have a "life" on AS... just an identity I can change or modify at will (maybe I have a dozen identities on AS... how would you know??).
Heck, for all you know I could be a woman livin' in an Airstream parked in Washington State... or a kool-aid drinker... or an orange grasshopper
But I will guarantee 100% honesty about one thing... nothin' in my "life" revolves 'round AS in any shape or form.
It's the friggin' internet man... it-is-what-it-is.
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Is that you BA?

Identity is a better word. I was trying to come up with a better one than life but after being awake for 16 hours muh brain no wokin.

 

[tla100]

Black and Yellow garden spider?

 

[tla100]

Zebra Jumper?

 

[nathon918]

Black and Yellow garden spider?

only the yellow one...

 

[nathon918]

Zebra Jumper?

sure why not?

 

[tla100]

How about a slowp?

 

[nathon918]

How about a slowp?

no...I heard they don't go to the bathroom...they just step in it...

 

[Oldman47]

Just don't go there.