Ascenders and grabs
Technically the Petzl Footlocker is an ascender, but it might be better classified as a rope grab. Actually, a double rope grab with which you are able to ascend a doubled rope. The Petzl footlocker is slightly less smooth in that it's a bit more involved to on / off than a regular handled ascender.
The Footlocker is simply a microcender X 2. It's not actually two microcenders affixed to one another, but rather it's own unit that functions identically as if it were two microcenders.
The microcender, I think, has found it's greatest popularity on fliplines and lanyards. The main negative with regards to either of these devices is the removable spring pin, the complaint being that if it were accidentally disengaged, the axel pin could work it's way out and drop you like a hot potato. This can be overridden by replacing the axel pin with a bolt and a nylon insert lock nut. This makes the piece rather permanently installed, and putting it on and off a rope would involve tools and time. Either way, to put these devices on a rope (other than feeding the rope's ends through) requires the axel pin to be physically removed, allowing the cam to seperate from the shell (hence the reason for the little wire cable to keep the cam from falling to the ground.
Removing, inserting, replacing makes these less efficient than a handled ascender, which is like, Bam! and you're on.
Another difference is the contact face of the cams. On the microcender (and footlocker) the cam face has perpendicular ridges, whereas the Kong, CMI and Petzl handled ascenders have a toothed face; many say this could damage your ropes. After many hundreds of personal experiences with these ascenders, I say this is crap information, with the possible exception of a hard shock load.
Getting back to your idea, treehugger01, about welding two microcenders together, I did that 8 years ago with two CMI ascenders (a left and a right-handed), by pulling the cam pivot pin out, being real careful not to let the cam dislodge and have the spring pop. Insert a same-diameter bolt, twice the length of the pin you just removed. Repeat on the second ascender handle and put on a nylon insert lock nut. Then the bottom of the paired ascender handles needs to have a small hole drilled through them and a rivet installed. The dual handled ascender is now ready to go to work. It is identical now to the current mar-bar ascenders, only without the bar.
Problem with the CMI ascenders is there is a plastic cam-stay whose pivot will break. I've had this happen twice. This is a very dangerous situation as the rope can now easily come out of the shell. The Petzl ascender also has plastic parts, but seems much better designed and more durable, and I've never had one of these break. The Kong is an all-metal design. When I bought them 5 years ago at a TCI Expo, they told me I was one of the first to use dual-handled ascenders in the arborist industry. I pulled the CMI pair out of my backpack and told them I was into my third year with them. There was nothing I could offer them in way of improving their design, as they had totally hit the doggie on the noodle. Their design was impressive and I bought two sets. I still have one set, still unused.
The only improvement they've made since then is that they added glow-in-the-dark handles. IMHO, the Kongs are the safest, most effective dual handle ascender on the market. -TM-