Bah... it's not funny any more.... Roads are impassible. My truck is stuck on the FLAT area at the bottom of my driveway. Been out cutting trees off the roads.. walking them.
I'm sorry.
Bah... it's not funny any more.... Roads are impassible. My truck is stuck on the FLAT area at the bottom of my driveway. Been out cutting trees off the roads.. walking them.
Our Bronco is the last vehicle in the neighborhood that can get up and down our hill. Still snowing here Got about 10 more inches since yesterday.Bah... it's not funny any more.... Roads are impassible. My truck is stuck on the FLAT area at the bottom of my driveway. Been out cutting trees off the roads.. walking them.
Snow? I've heard of it.
Drive way flat partNice little snow drift
Mntngal on our drive way snow drift
And the morons from space (Arizona) Story. So we drive down our hill to an unplowed road 15"deep fine four wheel drive good tires snake around an s curve with a little hill stop cause the guy from space has his 2 wheel street tire little pick up stuck in the middle of the road. We get him out of the road and then he promptly backs right back into his spot in the middle of the road and gets stuck again DEE DEE DEEEEE. We get him out of the road again to get around him go do our errands. Neighbors get him unstuck with their big 4x4 somewhere else not far away offer to drive to town buy him some chains and he can pay em later. NAAA he don't need no stinken help. We come back and hes blockin the road again. We get around him go out to a Christmas party come home talk to the neighbor and el genius T-boned a guy in a fancey low rider chevy who slid into intersection set off his air bag totals the chevy. Neighbor pulls him out of that mess and offers to tow the other "brilliant" guys wrecked low rider to his house guy declines cause his own f-350 4x4 and a friend will do it. What the heck are you driven a low rider around in the snow for if ya got a 4x4 DEE DEE DEEEEE. Yas cants saves fools froms thems selves.
Its the white stuff Bob Its the stuff my poor friend Slowp is fighting the Gal that make the yummy pie.
If I can get out of the driveway, I plan to haul this down to those snow deprived Collyfonians. I'll sell it by some kind of measurement and will be set up on a corner, like they do with oranges up here. Maybe I can sell the whole load for enough to go to Disneyland.
LOL...You might be able to. A couple of years ago one of the local dump-truck outfits brought down three loads of snow from Donner and dumped it at a local grammar school. The kids were mostly from other countries that never see snow and they sure had a blast.
The dump-trucks didn't charge anything...just did it for the fun of watching kids who had never played in the snow.
I'd charge money because we all know from the ones that come up here in their Caddy SUVs that all Collyfonians are rich.
The Subaru made it UP the road to the gathering yesterday, it was going DOWN the hill that got a little exciting. The Subie wanted to go sideways, I did not so it was me whipping the steering wheel back and forth and uttering some unoriginal language which the Used Dog is unable to tattle about. Not only that, but trees were partially out in the county road, a deer, a dog and a pedestrian had to be dodged. Boy, those non threatening grades sure look steep when they have snow and ice on them. I think snow increases the grade of the hill. Maybe double.
Tire Chains anyone? --Ian
Tire Chains anyone? --Ian
i merely asked for your opinion... those who know me here can assure you that i can take anything you can dish out...
i put on my brass undies, just in case you try some cheap shots...
Afterthought: i just looked at your profile... i'm old enough to be your mama... and was a real hippie back in the day... and chose my profession so i can still dress like the hippie i am at heart!!!
grrrr... shudup
Yup I still have my man card only one in the neighbor hood getting up our hill with or with out chains. Go bronco.I'm currently stuck on the LEVEL part of my driveway with my truck high centered... Tired to bulldoze my way and got pushed up on the heavy wet snow. I have 150 lbs of chains, 100 feet of cables, hitches, snatch blocks, come-alongs etc all buried in a 3 foot thick block of ice in the back of my truck..grrr...
yes.. chains help, but right now we need them on all 4 wheels on 4wd to get around. I have a plow coming today...
In any case, putting chains on means I've failed as a man
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