You might be surprised how stupid people can become when things get exciting while sitting on a 10,000lb tractor.
I had a novice tractor operator return to the shop after mowing all day long with a 10' wide trailing mower deck. It was a very powerful but small utility tractor, and he did fine. Hit nothing, gave a good cut, and dodged trees and signs for more than 6 hours.
When he returned to the shop, I went out and opened the double gate for him. It was two 8' swing gates, and one side hung up and only left him an opening about 14' wide. He waved at me to walk over and push it all the way over. I told him he had LOTS of room, and just drive on through.
So he popped the clutch, wide open throttle, in high gear. Doing a wheelie, he ran down the center of the left gate post, and proceeded to run over everything in the way until the side of my pickup stopped him. I stepped aside as he went wheeling by on two wheels, yelling "PUSH THE CLUTCH, JOEL!!!"
Then I calmly walked over to the crashed tractor with big-eyed Joel clenching the steering wheel at 10:00 & 2:00 positions, holding the clutch (Thank God!), with the engine still roaring wide open. I idled the engine way down to barely a putter, and calmly told him "Now put it in low range reverse, and park it over there, please." He did.
It's funny how people can lose all their rational thought when a bit too much stress hits their neurology. I also learned the value of not putting too much on their system when they were behind the wheel.
Joel was a good guy, and kept working for me for a year or two. He has since retired from the KCMO water department, and subsequently died of heart failure.
I always liked that guy. I hope you guys liked that little tale.