That's funny.Reminds me of a wedding hosted at my parents house… watched my uncle get on a Yamaha 100 in his suit and take off through our large side yard. That part went well… it was at the end of the yard where it went bad. Somehow he managed to go over the handlebars and roll across the yard. That happened about 50 years ago but I can see it like it was today.
I saw a similar thing happen. The guy hopped on a Honda 500XR that was for sale on the side of the rd, he was all dressed up to go out on a date, fired it right up and ran it thru a few gears, got to the end of the field, which was a bit muddy, then he hit the back brakes, they didn't work, so he hits the front brakes and lays the bike down into a short stand of sumac .
It's easier to laugh about it today .