WillBrayJr
ArboristSite Guru
I'll play along. Here's another little story from my childhood in the late-80s. I was at the Park and slid down one of those lever thingys that two kids play on. Well it was made out of seasoned wood and I recieved about 20 splinters of various sizes. Some were bigger then toothpicks. I didn't realize it until I arrived home and sat on a kitchen chair. Every colorful word came out of my mouth as I raced to the bathroom. Spent roughly 30 minutes pulling those splinters out of my rearend with a pair of pliars.