Stihl Bar Oil- Is it really worth the price?

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It means you actually finished school and can afford it.

OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK,haha.

Rude listen up, this is a goodie. Old guy in his 80's comes in last week with a little MS210 Stihl. He goes the chain won't turn. I looked and the brake is on. I give him a evil stare and he goes what. I continued to stare at him real mean and he goes whatttttttttt. I go I can't beleive you, the brake is on. I reached over and pulled the brake, all is fine. He goes well I didn't know, I borrowed this saw from my friend George. I go really, well I'm calling your freind George and telling how you don't know how to run a saw. He grins and says in a fun way you go to hell.

Today he comes in again with the saw. I'm coming out the office door and see him standing there, saw is on the counter. He goes does this saw look clean enuff to you. I glanced at it and said yeah but you got the chain on backwards. He goes you serious, I go yup and then I give him that evil stare. He's like oh schit. I turned his chain around and told him again I'm calling your buddy George and telling him he better not loan you that saw anymore. He goes you go ahead, I'm telling George when I take his saw back that to stay away from that Stihl guy in town, he's a real smart azz,LOL I about fell in the floor laffing, I love old people,:clap::clap::clap::clap:
 
Everything from stihl is the best and worth every penny. I cant wait till they start selling cigars.
 
I'm wait'in for the part about when he tips you for your time saving his azzzz.

Naaaaaaaaaa hell for the good laff I got out of him I woulda paid him, he was a hoot. My ole geezer customers are a blast to work with, they really get me laffing with thier wit, gotta take care of the old folks!!!
 
I think you blow enough smoke up people's a**, don't take up smoking cigars.:laugh:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that was mean. I can see Cent now puffing a big White Owl, in Va that has nothing to do with cigars,:ices_rofl::ices_rofl::ices_rofl::ices_rofl:

Sorry Cent, I couldn't resist..
 
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that was mean. I can see Cent now puffing a big White Owl, in Va that has nothing to do with cigars,:ices_rofl::ices_rofl::ices_rofl::ices_rofl:

Sorry Cent, I couldn't resist..

I feel so violated.

Thomas, what are you doing back in the states? I though stihl shipped your sorry butt south. Elephant Island was it? Good enough for Shackleton, good enough for you. How did you escape??
 
I feel so violated.

Thomas, what are you doing back in the states? I though stihl shipped your sorry butt south. Elephant Island was it? Good enough for Shackleton, good enough for you. How did you escape??

Cent they tant sending me anywhere. They wanted to send me to someplace called CAN COON down in MEKI CO this November for all those Stihl's I sold this year, I said no thanks. I toldem once Cent up in NE bought this Stihl Vac I have waiting on him I wanted a paid trip to Graceland and 40 tubes of doo glue for ma hair. Cent getcha butt down here and get this vac, my fans are waiting on my arrival, thankya, thankya very much, haha
 

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