Woodie
"Cap'n Bullcrap'n"
"With friends like this, who needs enemies?"
I suppose Tom Hall would be the best to answer that question...
"With friends like this, who needs enemies?"
I suppose Tom Hall would be the best to answer that question...
I can hear Joat's wheels turning now..."Plumber tried to rhyme, but it shoulda been a crime..."
Now PA Plumber that was real lame,
‘Course you are new to this game,
But ole Woodie tried to rhyme before,
Still he needs to practice some more,
Now Ted Mack has an amateur show,
That’s where you rookies ought to go,
Now when there’s rhyming needing done,
Leave it to Joatmon, he’s the only one.
Yup, he need to come here, and straighten you out (KO - on the floor)......
Huh...that boy couldn't lay a glove on me if he had a Stihl Glove-Laying machine! (Prolly couldn't even get it started...)
Huh...that boy couldn't lay a glove on me if he had a Stihl Glove-Laying machine! (Prolly couldn't even get it started...)
Now PA Plumber that was real lame,
‘Course you are new to this game,
But ole Woodie tried to rhyme before,
Still he needs to practice some more,
Now when there’s rhyming needing done,
Leave it to Joatmon, he’s the only one.
About gloves, at least here, the Stihl "Super-gloves" are POS - the white-leather Husky and Jred ones are good, and the best ones are the black-leather Jred ones........:yoyo: :yoyo:
well take that johnny back to the home depot and see if they will fix it:biggrinbounce2:
Well ole ST,
Don't keep us in suspense. We want details, you know, manufacturer's posted weight, the German Glove Testing Facility (GGTF) weight. Do extra long fingers upset the balance? Come on, lay it on us.
Well ole ST,
Don't keep us in suspense. We want details, you know, manufacturer's posted weight, the German Glove Testing Facility (GGTF) weight. Do extra long fingers upset the balance? Come on, lay it on us.
Joatmon just called SawTroll out,
Looks like we're gonna have a bout!
I reckon I'll step up and take THE CHAMP mantel for awhile.
After all, Tommie's at home lying on the sofa eating Cheetos watching Demi on that new fangled hi-def home theater system. Gettin' soft, ain't he? Yep, no place for a champ.
I tried to rhyme and make it fun,
I was told I wasn't the one.
Well I'll try again and see what goes,
Maybe another will step on my toes.
A plumber man is what I do,
This verse stuff is full of poo.
So I'll take my wrench and tools and glue,
And pipe these silly words to you.
:greenchainsaw:
Plumber's head's taken lots of hits,
Plus I think he's full of Schlitz.
I tried to rhyme and make it fun,
I was told I wasn't the one.
Well I'll try again and see what goes,
Maybe another will step on my toes.
A plumber man is what I do,
This verse stuff is full of poo.
So I'll take my wrench and tools and glue,
And pipe these silly words to you.
:greenchainsaw:
You show promise! But, get aggressive. Just a few changes and you have this:
I tried to rhyme but it's no fun,
When you're told you're not the one.
I am consoled because Woodie's worse,
When it comes to makin' a verse.
A plumber man is what I do,
Workin' all day with pee and poo.
Now that rhyme reminds of you,
Smack down time, whatcha gonna do?
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