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life can be misery, the reasons for much sadness is your own desire,,, says some bloke calls himself buddha reckon he's on the gear,, but anyhoo I say crikey Randy tis must be 3am top side your morning best git some shut eye for sun up or you'll be all a grumpy in thee morn
RandyMac
Stiff Member
I don't fret, my rifles are meant to be tools, not art.
Aye, nearly 0300, I work in shadow half time, daylight creature the rest.
thee be vampire nite staker or an old logger bad back who can not rest easy? anyhoo see ya I'm off its near 10pm here
ha I try's to hate her I 's really do but then just sometimes she makes its feel wrong awkward unfair to be cruel to poor ol rangas they got it tough from the git go.
seen this tastless colonels convicts taking the piss
'Royal' Prank call to pregnant Kate's hospital by Aussie 2DAY FM radio causes outrage - YouTube
RandyMac
Stiff Member
Easy on us rangas old son.
WidowMaker1
Addicted to ArboristSite
anyone got any current prices or price list for stihl bars in oz??
MCW
Somebody's talking crap here & it ain't the tree!
Dating Protocol World Wide
WHITE WOMEN: Australian???
First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date:
You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.
SCOTTISH WOMEN:
First Date:
You both get blinding drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blinding drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blinding drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You spend all your money to impress her.
Second Date: You take a loan to keep the image
Third Date: You're broke, she finds someone wealthier
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the goats.
No third date:
THAI WOMEN:
First Date: You stick your hands down her pants and find a 10” penis
Second Date: Arraigned for murder
Third Date: Convicted
Fourth Date: Executed
The POINT?
'DON'T YOU JUST LOVE SCOTTISH WOMEN?'
WHITE WOMEN: Australian???
First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date:
You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.
SCOTTISH WOMEN:
First Date:
You both get blinding drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blinding drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blinding drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You spend all your money to impress her.
Second Date: You take a loan to keep the image
Third Date: You're broke, she finds someone wealthier
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the goats.
No third date:
THAI WOMEN:
First Date: You stick your hands down her pants and find a 10” penis
Second Date: Arraigned for murder
Third Date: Convicted
Fourth Date: Executed
The POINT?
'DON'T YOU JUST LOVE SCOTTISH WOMEN?'
forgive me, for I was not to know ye was ginger. While I may speak with jest, I also know too well that blueys shall be given the greatest respect. Dear big brother has the mark from our French Irish granny, a shock of red. I seen him sort foe's in the playground n streets fast when his orange mane twas treated with disrespect.
oh big bro looks alike this & he's scientist to boot but flippin dont tell him i said so he'll rip me arms off.
RandyMac
Stiff Member
You are forgiven matey, ya could'na known. Half the family got some degree of the copper tint, some with the Danish contaminant went blond, the rest black as a Pictish soul.
MCW
Somebody's talking crap here & it ain't the tree!
Hey Neil (ausneil1) could be your long lost brother Randy? He has apparently cut a few trees in his day too, or so he says...
RandyMac
Stiff Member
Chrissy gift ideas for family n dear wife I'm stuffed no ideas startin to panic a bit any help be gratefull
Today I got plan B or C in order but need my A gift idea soon
I supply odd bits of wood to a gentle ol bloke wood carver he returns me some of his effort they make ideal gifts pheew
thats some histroric 150+ year old Olive with black grain was brought out by early melbourne settlers a bit of Callitris rhomboidea the red bits a piece of Carob a similar nice bit of Huon pine not in picture other green bit hmm forget will check if need
Today I got plan B or C in order but need my A gift idea soon
I supply odd bits of wood to a gentle ol bloke wood carver he returns me some of his effort they make ideal gifts pheew
thats some histroric 150+ year old Olive with black grain was brought out by early melbourne settlers a bit of Callitris rhomboidea the red bits a piece of Carob a similar nice bit of Huon pine not in picture other green bit hmm forget will check if need
MCW
Somebody's talking crap here & it ain't the tree!
He has the 'tude for it.
Not nice to call somebody a turd when you've never met them Randy. Have some respect...
RandyMac
Stiff Member
MCW
Somebody's talking crap here & it ain't the tree!
I mean you even
'd about it after you called Neil a turd. Callous dude, callous...Do you have double tapered turds?
RandyMac
Stiff Member
MCW
Somebody's talking crap here & it ain't the tree!
Anyway Randy, what you up to as we speak? Still wearing your undies on the outside?
RandyMac
Stiff Member
MCW
Somebody's talking crap here & it ain't the tree!
Lucky man. Are you getting arrested again?
My undies only go on the outside after I've rotated the skidmarks away from my privates. I'm no mathematician but I'm pretty certain that gives me 3 days from a pair before the blowflies move in.
MCW
Somebody's talking crap here & it ain't the tree!
I'm not a big fan of the double tapered ones anyway Randy. The single taper versions are a lot easier to double stack.
