the all aussie dribble thread!

[Rudolf73]

Theres nothing like a good mushroom and sun dried tomato quiche on a Sunday afternoon with a nice skinny latte of course...

That reminds me, what happened to good ol' Rick?

 

[sun64]

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt as you may have been that excited about my Chinese race chains that you missed my previous post outlining the cost. Pensioner discounts don't apply because if you're too old to pay bloody taxes then you're too old to bloody race...

Mate, us pensioners built built this CITY and we are bleesding it too !!!
Well mate, with an attitude like yours, there is another E Bay seller who says if I purchase another 50 items from him HE will give me DISCOUNT mate . Just not sure if I need 50 chainsaw mufflers but you never know ????

 

[MCW]

Mate, us pensioners built built this CITY and we are bleesding it too !!!
Well mate, with an attitude like yours, there is another E Bay seller who says if I purchase another 50 items from him HE will give me DISCOUNT mate . Just not sure if I need 50 chainsaw mufflers but you never know ????

I think you misunderstood me. If you are too old to work then you won't be able to race anyway. I have about 50 Husky 365/372 mufflers in the shed if you want one?

 

[sun64]

I think you misunderstood me. If you are too old to work then you won't be able to race anyway. I have about 50 Husky 365/372 mufflers in the shed if you want one?

Mate, just because I need my zimmer frame to get around is not the case for a young sapper like you to take the piss out of an ol codger like meah !!!
BTY, how much for the 50 mufflers
Hopefully with a bit of pensioner MODD they will fit my new 2 stroked wheelie chair and be the quickest to centerlink on pension day. !!!

 

[David (saltas)]

Mate, just because I need my zimmer frame to get around is not the case for a young sapper like you to take the piss out of an ol codger like meah !!!
BTY, how much for the 50 mufflers
Hopefully with a bit of pensioner MODD they will fit my new 2 stroked wheelie chair and be the quickest to centerlink on pension day. !!!

you will have your work cut out for you

[video]www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy5rkw4SeP4[/video]

 

[ozflea]

you will have your work cut out for you

[video]www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy5rkw4SeP4[/video]

My type of machine .................... cool

Read more http://www.colinfurze.com/fastest-scooter.html

McBob.

 

[ausneil 1]

OK Neil the truth is that these chains are simply so good that I'm not sharing any information on them in case somebody finds out. You'll just have to trust me that these things will win races. If I actually raced. With a real race saw.

Yes well i can fully understand your predigament, being supreme makes you open for critisisum by the ''wood be if they could be'' types. I just hope you don't sell a chain in good faith to the wrong racer and get black balled for ever and 1 day.
I will trust you on your word, that they will win each and every run and i'm sure you are makeing decoy chains to fool the opersition.
I'm guessing we will need an appointment to speek to you now.

 

[RandyMac]

Holysmokes!
A guy takes a day or so off and gets clowned.

 

[derwoodii]

er hem to those who know what are or should be the OZ catagorys of class for chain saw racing I'm guessin sub 30cc sub 60cc sub 90 and full blown but could you enlighten and rules of engagment etc

 

[derwoodii]

ah found some bits http://www.qcas.net.au/images/Rules/Chainsaw Rules.pdf


ok so how er can um anyone tell, if they all 3 sheets to the wnd. No competitor is allowed to compete if they are, or suspected to be, under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

 

[MCW]

Yes well i can fully understand your predigament, being supreme makes you open for critisisum by the ''wood be if they could be'' types. I just hope you don't sell a chain in good faith to the wrong racer and get black balled for ever and 1 day.
I will trust you on your word, that they will win each and every run and i'm sure you are makeing decoy chains to fool the opersition.
I'm guessing we will need an appointment to speek to you now.

I'm glad you understand Neil. If I lived closer I'm sure yours, Dean's, and Will's knees would be shaking thinking that I could get in the ring with you guys, using my stock Stihl MS241CM, and give your piped 3120's a run for their money with one of these chains.
You and I both know Neil that if I did enter the ring with these Chinese race chains guys like you would be redundant overnight. Unfortunately I'll have to leave you hanging. One day I may even get a video up. In fact black balls is what you'd get if you ever tried to run one of my chains as you wouldn't me man enough to handle them and probably wear your saw in the jatz crackers.
From now on Neil please contact me via my personal assistant...

 

[WidowMaker1]

From now on Neil please contact me via my personal assistant...

didn't realise them blow up dolls answered phone calls?

 

[Bigfella]

Black Balls; Jatz Crackers & Blow Up Dolls. Sounds like a back wood company with Banjo's. I am sure all 3 will would go hand in hand or maybe a hole in one.

Matt, that special chain, need to compare notes. It might be the extra vroom in my tool kit that I need. Either way there are somethings the Chinese make that are as good as any other. Examples can be seen by viewing www.chineseladylongtimelike.com

 

[ausneil 1]

didn't realise them blow up dolls answered phone calls?

thats good.

You and I both know Neil that if I did enter the ring with these Chinese race chains guys like you would be redundant overnight.
From now on Neil please contact me via my personal assistant...

Yes well i guess thats it then, redundant, i'm already there, the boys are too dam good.
this thread is certainly good for a laugh and a little otstir:

 

[bezza1]

hayy fellas

 

[ausneil 1]

ah found some bits http://www.qcas.net.au/images/Rules/Chainsaw Rules.pdf


ok so how er can um anyone tell, if they all 3 sheets to the wnd. No competitor is allowed to compete if they are, or suspected to be, under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

i guess the best way to answer that is,,,
all the guys and gals raceing in our ring know whats expected and we all know each other well. We don't have many problems with the regular competitors,sometimes we do have worries or issues concerning new guys but mostly they get up to speed and except what is expected of them. We as a group are entertaining paying spectators, its important to do what we do as safely as possable and mimamise the risk of injury, this if done correctly will not stop all accidents but it is a step towards preventing avoidable incidents and lets face it, any accident in our ring won't be a minor scratch.

 

[Rudolf73]

hayy fellas

How are ya bezza?

 

[bezza1]

not bad mate been working hard got another free saw today so im happy

 

[MCW]

didn't realise them blow up dolls answered phone calls?

Latest model, also from my Chinese supplier.

Black Balls; Jatz Crackers & Blow Up Dolls. Sounds like a back wood company with Banjo's. I am sure all 3 will would go hand in hand or maybe a hole in one.

Matt, that special chain, need to compare notes. It might be the extra vroom in my tool kit that I need. Either way there are somethings the Chinese make that are as good as any other. Examples can be seen by viewing www.chineseladylongtimelike.com

For your info Dean Neil has actually already paid me the $400 NOT to supply you one of my Chinese race chains. Still haven't heard from Bob though. Bummed...
On a seperate note I saw some banjos hanging in Neil's shed when I was up at his mill. What scared the crap out of me though is that his mobile phone ringtone is the theme song from Deliverance. I actually didn't sleep for the 4 days I was there and just laid in the foetal position of a night sucking my thumb...

thats good.




Yes well i guess thats it then, redundant, i'm already there, the boys are too dam good.
this thread is certainly good for a laugh and a little otstir:

Sorry Neil but it's time for guys like us to have a shot who actually know what we are doing with a chain. You've simply been relying on talent for too long with substandard gear.

hayy fellas

Hi Bezzopoulos

not bad mate been working hard got another free saw today so im happy

Free saw? Didn't happen without photos.

 

[MCW]

if done correctly will not stop all accidents but it is a step towards preventing avoidable incidents and lets face it, any accident in our ring won't be a minor scratch.

In all seriousness Neil can you run us through some of the accidents that you have seen or heard about in the ring? I mean I did drop a log on Mark Jones' finger when I was at Bulahdelah but I suppose that doesn't count. Sh*t that would have hurt
Lucky you guys are yet to run one of my chains as you could end up a quadruple amputee in milliseconds if you don't have the required skill set. I mean I even square filed some Chinese .325" chisel today for the 241 and it actually scared me it was so fast...