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Grrrr, I've just wasted an hour trying to alter a small document and i still can't get the bloody thing right.

Bloody computer wins again. :msp_mad:

Computer 1,000,000,000,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000


Rickster 0
 
Back into it again.

http://www.arboristsite.com/chainsaw/191377-100.htm#post4398609

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never give up rick

David, I've decided computers, or at least anything with a Windows based OS have a gender and that they are in fact female, or at least the girls revenge upon us mere males.

We don't stand a chance......

[edit]OK, I'm being a tight arse and I knocked off a waiver form I found on the 'net in PDF and tried to alter it for myself.
Easy peasy Japanesey I thought, convert to text, alter the couple of names I need to alter and voila ! my own personalised and rather neat looking waiver/student contact form.....

Yeah right.......
 
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David, I've decided computers, or at least anything with a Windows based OS have a gender and that they are in fact female, or at least the girls revenge upon us mere males.

We don't stand a chance......

[edit]OK, I'm being a tight arse and I knocked off a waiver form I found on the 'net in PDF and tried to alter it for myself.
Easy peasy Japanesey I thought, convert to text, alter the couple of names I need to alter and voila ! my own personalised and rather neat looking waiver/student contact form.....

Yeah right.......

stay out of counter fitting as career. I had my fishing licence date copy pasted for years they'd send it email PDF bit of work and it was easy peasy to change the year... I'd reckon by now the fisher chaps will have back to base readers so can check your ticket ref number but anyhoo for amount I wet a line rather risk it n pay the fine,,,,..... Hey i'm a poet I just dont know it
 
stay out of counter fitting as career. I had my fishing licence date copy pasted for years they'd send it email PDF bit of work and it was easy peasy to change the year... I'd reckon by now the fisher chaps will have back to base readers so can check your ticket ref number but anyhoo for amount I wet a line rather risk it n pay the fine,,,,..... Hey i'm a poet I just dont know it

I lost formatting plus the font on the entire doc.

Editing the changes was easy. ;)
 




But since its only going to be a shelf queen I thought why not go all the hog and waste my pension and fit a big bore kit a Varney reed valve and its due here in about 3 weeks





I have the large bore HD Tilly here already

McBob

OK Bob, heres your chance to shine amongst the boys and since this is going to be a shelf queen it will not matter. Show us all a photo of your 3120 with the Big Bore and varney reed block bolted down on the crankcase and the tilley carby attached.

I dare you :msp_w00t:
 
It will be interesting to see the 3120 build but as I suspect, it will end in the same demise as the 090 thread
No real proof to back up its capability's
Shame
 
OK Bob, heres your chance to shine amongst the boys and since this is going to be a shelf queen it will not matter. Show us all a photo of your 3120 with the Big Bore and varney reed block bolted down on the crankcase and the tilley carby attached.

I dare you :msp_w00t:



Must be time to do up that Ozito everyone laughs about Dean. I have one sitting there, it won't go and was given to me. Just need a weekend free to explore the boundries of Ozito developement .

It would not be a shelf queen either, always find a use for it, even if it is just trimming back a passion fruit vine.
 
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It will be interesting to see the 3120 build but as I suspect, it will end in the same demise as the 090 thread
No real proof to back up its capability's
Shame

Your proberly right you know after the knockers get to saying what they think might be the case but life's a real pain when they don't know all the details as there all under the covers so to speak.

Sorry short fella you and your mate Dean will just have to guess this time around rather then let you two rabbit on for twelve months, as I know yours is bigger than mine in this mucho game

Pity you Neil and Dean messed in your own nest after all .....................

Love and big big kisses McBob.
 
Afternoon possums ................. I see the covers are down and all is revealed .............. fancy getting banned for a few oh so sweet words right gologit maybe if I blocked the moderators then I wouldn't get banned.

Well the holiday is over Gmax if you don't like ya 070 sell it to me i'm soon pretty it up and have it looking like the real deal.

Pity the backyarders give up so easily.

Well young Neil my 084 rod is here I spent yesterday destroying the 084 it came in ..... and satisfaction at a great job well done even if I have to pat my own back
You can have its remains sent to you in a jiffy bag if you like .............



Love and Kisses little ol Bob.

Bob...I was going to ban you for this post and your complaining about site moderation. I'm sorry...I got busy and forgot so I'll just take care of it now.. Please excuse the delay. With your accumulated infraction points your next banning will probably be permanent.
Have a nice vacation.
 
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I got this email today. INTERESTING
Some very truthful observations


I've got an old mate who spent his working life with the Ford Motor Company, mainly as a computer programmer, and after the recent announcement of Ford closure in Australia, I asked what his feelings were.







Sorry? Yes - I feel I have been let down, but I am more sorry for Australia. The problem is not just Ford, it is the whole of Australian primary and secondary industry.




When I joined the industry in 1960 Australia had the following Automotive Manufacturers:-



Ford Australia - (Plants in Geelong, Ballarat, Broadmeadows, Sydney, and Brisbane).



Australian Motor Industries. - (Standard Motor Company and Mercedes Benz, Rambler, and Fiat tractors, - plants in Melbourne and Sydney)



British Motor Corporation - (Austin, Morris - Plants in Melbourne and Sydney)



Chrysler Australia- (Plants in Keswick, Mile End and Finsbury, Continental and General Distributors -(Peugeot - plant in Heidelberg Melbourne) - bought out by Misubishi



Fiat - (tractor assembly at the Pressed Metal Corporation plant in Sydney)



General Motors Holden - (Plants in Port Melbourne, Dandenong, Adelaide, and Sydney)



International Harvester- (Plant in Geelong)



Leyland Motors - (Albion and Scammel , Plants in Melbourne and Sydney)



Renault (Australia) - (assembled by Clyde Industries, Victoria)



Rootes (Australia) - (Plants at Port Melbourne and Dandenong)



Rover (Australia) - (Pressed Metal Corporation Sydney - most of the land rover was made and assembled in Oz)



Volkswagen (Australia) - (Plant in Clayton Victoria)



Willys Motors (Australia) - (Plant in Rocklea Brisbane)



White Trucks (Brisbane)



There was also another company assembling one of the early Japanese imports at Kangaroo Point.



Then of course there was our own Repco, a major automotive parts manufacturer and engine re-builder at that stage, and a company which was then more than capable of building the first all Australian car



These were not fly-by-nighters, some of them were in existence as early as 1914 - one hundred years ago!!



From that foundation the only one left is GMH, whose very existence as a manufacturing facility is hanging by a thread.



I have no idea what has happened to all the major parts and machine suppliers, Duly and Hansford, Bendix, Borg Warner, Pilkingtons Glass, Zenford, Small, A.C.I, McPhersons, and countless others, all appear to be dead.



Do you believe that all fourteen of those fifteen major companies were incapable? Shortly to be fifteen out of fifteen???????



We now have a relative newcomer, Toyota, with a plant in Altona, which will, in all possibility, be last man standing.



You think the Automotive industry is the only casualty? In the last few months Australia has also shut down the Shell refineries in Sydney and Geelong. Don't even worry about the long-dead fasteners, carpet, textile, shoe, clothing etc. industries - they are as numerous as prayer notes in the Wailing Wall.



It's time to ask the hard question, - is something wrong with Australia?



When I left Ford, in round figures it employed 5,000 at the Geelong site, 6,000 at the Broadmeadows site, 700 in the Sydney plant, and 300 in the Brisbane plant - 12,000 people. That is only the start. Then there are all the outside contractors directly dependent on the Company, we used to estimate this conservatively as about another 33% - 4,000. A straight 16,000 total. Then there is on top of that all the people who serviced those 16,000 - I have no idea how you calculate that, and it is a bit nebulous anyway as the 16,000 are still there, just at a lower level of economic importance.



It is blatantly obvious that our political system just does not work - I have been voicing this for the last thirty odd years. I have no idea what it should be changed to, the basis is sound, but the implementation leaves a lot to be desired. The political intelligence of the bulk of the Australian voting public is heading to absolute zero, and our politicians depend directly on that.



We continue to elect governments time after time on the basis of platforms of promises to be broken. Promises bordering on lies and deceit. We elect governments that have financial abilities that would make Bart Simpson appear genius material. Just take a quick look at Singapore - about 10% of our population, no natural resources, just about no industry, and yet they have a large network of underground trains running every three minutes everywhere - just on a scale basis alone we should have about ten such systems here in Oz - well at least one in all the capital cities - that leaves the cost of four of them to throw in a decent road system between the capitals. As soon as someone hears that they pop up with "yes! but look at their social welfare system !" my answer - exactly - look at it, almost non-existent from the government, the family is the social security system. I have seen our system, which is great in principle, abused right left and centre by those it is meant to protect, what should be a safety net is fast becoming an albatross around our necks. Come hell or high water that system has to be returned to the safety net it was intended to be. I don't know about now, but in Germany it was exactly a safety net and nothing else - if you were out of work you received a percentage of your wage for a period of time (three months? I forget exactly), and then it took a dive to an "emergency payment" which bought food and not much else.



All the government sponsored gifts for new houses, births, carbon tax offsets, GFC handouts etc. are not gifts - they are the currency with which our politicians appear best familiar, in plain English, bribes - bribes for the next election. Time to cut that nonsense - it should never have started.



What is happening in Australia is the failure to recognise the concept of adding value. Build something - make something - repair something - create something - move something - sell something useful - all add value and this is the only thing that creates a healthy economic structure. Add to that the essential services and you are still in business. Replace that lot with fancy accountants, counsellors, psychologists, dole bludgers, excessive bureaucrats, excessive government, teachers who only put in a fraction of the hours of real workers, and a myriad other similar other sinecure type jobs and you land right in the proverbial can, just like Oz.



Have you ever thought what happens in the next war? You think there won't be one? There have been humans fighting humans ever since one stuck his stone axe in somebody else's skull. You think that is going to miraculously stop? Go talk to the fairies. What do you think wins wars? Certainly not bureaucrats, counsellors and psychologists - not even servicemen alone. It is pure manufacturing muscle - whoever can build the most missiles, aircraft, bombs, guns etc. and have servicemen to deliver the intended result to the enemy. That is what wins wars. What are we going to build them with now? Do we now let our servicemen down as well?



Have a look back at what Ford Oz built for the last major war. Ford turned out thousands of those huge army transporters, hundreds of those huge landing barges, tracked bren-gun carriers, Ford blitzes, Bofors guns, and no doubt other things that I have either forgotten or never heard of. The Chrysler plant in Adelaide contributed a similar effort, largely in the aircraft sector. Who is going to repeat those efforts? Our recent engineering workforce had the ability to tool up a plant like Fords and make virtually anything at the drop of a hat. We made all sorts of odd things that nobody knows about - bits for the aircraft industry, tooling for carbon fibre parts for the French airbus, tooling for those huge Boeing tail spars, blocks for Scalzo engines, right down to microscopic gears for eye surgery instruments. We completed huge tooling contracts for our 'opposition' in the automotive industry. How wrong we were - the real opposition were those WE put in charge of our own country.



Then there are the unseen things - such as the flow of information and skills from the private sector to the Australian Government excuse for an armaments factory. Probably all but dead by now, but when I was active I attended many meetings at the armaments factory, Monash University, and other venues where engineers from private industry passed on manufacturing engineering related information. Much of it gleaned from first hand international experience, and much of it our own experience.



So that is just a small shot at how our politicians have betrayed us and set Oz up for a right royal shafting. A real enemy could not have done the job better.



You bet your sweet ar#e I'm sorry.



Robin P.







P. S. I don't care who you pass this on to - I will probably get an earful from someone who hasn't had his/her feet on the ground for 99% of his/her next to useless existence, but I can handle that.
 
It's a sad reality but how are local manufacturers supposed to survive with all the cheaper imports and no body staying loyal to locally produced products! It's hard to pay tripple for a item locally when you can buy it overseas for cheaper! So do we drop our wages to compete? Even if we agreed to that like our cost of living will follow suit! We're screwed either way
 

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