the all aussie dribble thread!

[WidowMaker1]

Does anyone else here get the ****** chits with bloody x mas light shows?

what ***** me is all the tourists that flock from canberra & Vic to the NSW south coast this time of year, i stay out the farm and only venture into town for supplies late in the evening once a week ...its goes from quiet friendly little country town, to crazy city like with masses of **** driving up them self tourists

 

[460cixy]

Mate I stay home too they **** me to tears just a bunch of self obsessed fwits I'm not your normal canberan as you may have noticed . And Canberra is great at Xmas time its a ghost town

 

[WidowMaker1]

yeah makes one want to go all Wolf Creek on there dumb asses ....lol

 

[MCW]

Does anyone else here get the ****** chits with bloody x mas light shows?

Bloody oath I do. In Loxton (my home town) they have this stupid thing every year called "Loxton Lights Up". There are certain streets where everybody is expected to set up a XMas light display, even if you are broke.
A mate of mine in the Adelaide Hills has gone crazy on this stuff and has computer controlled displays etc that are getting bigger and bigger. I hate to say it but once you start getting setups this huge (and expensive) it's actually more about having small di*k syndrome.

 

[MCW]

Well that's interesting, I will have to check my race diary on that claim,,,,, I recon I would of recorded that one.
Anyway everyone else beats me these days so anything is possible. I'm keen on more info on the Talon 33, did you install a 125 kart or west bend into the frame, its been done before you know and to great effect.
Glad to hear the illusive CCLT chain is still about, secret squirrel stuff at its best right there.

No Kart motor or West Bend Neil. Simply a 17HP V-Twin Briggs & Stratton on methanol. The chain is the key mate. As you are well aware it has to be stored in a Tungsten Carbide case so it doesn't cut it's way through the tray of my ute on the way to the races. You also have to wear Kevlar gloves even to touch it.

 

[460cixy]

Bloody oath I do. In Loxton (my home town) they have this stupid thing every year called "Loxton Lights Up". There are certain streets where everybody is expected to set up a XMas light display, even if you are broke.
A mate of mine in the Adelaide Hills has gone crazy on this stuff and has computer controlled displays etc that are getting bigger and bigger. I hate to say it but once you start getting setups this huge (and expensive) it's actually more about having small di*k syndrome.

I was half asleep last night witch was quite a feat with the screaming drunks and kids and car horns going off and low and behold I hear a reverse beeper for a coach load of Santas I could of exploded . As for setting up lights because the council or some other mob says so f that they can go eat a penis. I'm having some beers tonight with a couple of mates to work out how to put a stop to this **** my eyes are hanging out of my head from lack of sleep

 

[MCW]

I was half asleep last night witch was quite a feat with the screaming drunks and kids and car horns going off and low and behold I hear a reverse beeper for a coach load of Santas I could of exploded . As for setting up lights because the council or some other mob says so f that they can go eat a penis. I'm having some beers tonight with a couple of mates to work out how to put a stop to this **** my eyes are hanging out of my head from lack of sleep

I have a $15 Christmas Tree from a cheapy shop with fibreoptic lights. That's my limit I can understand where you are coming from, hence I bought 9.5 acres where I can hardly see anybody.

 

[460cixy]

I had one of those fibre trees there gold

 

[tdi-rick]

What's this Christmas thing you fellas are speaking of???

Ha!

 

[460cixy]

If it was up to me rick it would be banned!

 

[MCW]

What's this Christmas thing you fellas are speaking of???

Ha!

It is a time where you drink heaps of plonk.

 

[ausneil 1]

No Kart motor or West Bend Neil. Simply a 17HP V-Twin Briggs & Stratton on methanol. The chain is the key mate. As you are well aware it has to be stored in a Tungsten Carbide case so it doesn't cut it's way through the tray of my ute on the way to the races. You also have to wear Kevlar gloves even to touch it.

Thanks Matt (the original) for that precise piece of no bull **** answer, always a straight answer from the Matt-ster.


Regarding Chrissie lights, well they are ok when little ones are around, but once they realise the truth it then becomes a lazy day except for mum or wife-ee who gets up early and cooks all sorts of good things and the family eats way too much but its a good day in my opinion.

regarding the bloody side show at night, its just silly neibours trying to out do each other.

 

[derwoodii]

aww flip yous reminded me I will be forced to drag out the plaky xbush n brush off the spiders and dust and set it in the corner for few weeks

least the cat gits to enjoy the bulbbes and will spend hours chase'n bout the house it kinda how we know it chrissy when puss has fun
is it too early for noddy from Slades super chrissy song i'l hold back a few weeks yet save it for a better time

daughter no2 learning behind the wheel needs 120 plus hours and now hear that going up to ?? anyhoo chip away and try not to fight bout whats left or right

 

[derwoodii]

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[VinceGU05]

regarding the bloody side show at night, its just silly neibours trying to out do each other.

That's why I got a ported 660 lol (just kidding)

 

[MCW]

That's why I got a ported 660 lol (just kidding)

Crikey old son that won't even outdo the neighbours 240v Talon from Bunnings...

 

[deye223]

What's this Christmas thing you fellas are speaking of???

Ha!

yep i haven't given or received a card in 10 years and none of the ##it that go's with it

 

[460cixy]

I seem to have a few lawn ornament this morning I seem to have some electromagnetic fields that are very strong on my lawn and there cars wouldn't start after parki g them there

 

[tdi-rick]

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Crikey, for a moment I thought you were preparing for Mardi Gras with a B, S & C !!!!

Thank my deity the truth was revealed, I'll sleep better at night now rather than need counselling!

 

[ozflea]

I wonder if their entering a Husqvarna chainsaw float in the upcoming Mardi Gras ................ you know for all the dancing queens