My hoard is somewhere around 20 working saws of all makes and vintages, and counting!Hello, my name is TheTone and I have CAD. I am not a candidate for worst case CAD. But I am probably a candidate for most acute shortest duration CAD. Let me tell you my story. For years I lived happily with my first and only chainsaw, a Poulan 2300AV purchased new in about 1982 or so. We cut wood together in a very businesslike relationship when I lived in a home with a fireplace. I moved to a new location. Fast forward 30 years. I acquired a vacation cabin in the mountains which had a beautiful fireplace in the living room and a wood stove in the basement. We had 34 acres of forest with 100 lifetimes worth of free firewood. Sensing I needed heavier artillery I went on Ebay and found a used Stihl 034AV with a two foot bar. Again, things went well. We cut wood together and supplied our firewood needs. But then she became ill. She refused to start. I tried all the simple things, but then did a compression test, did some reading, and realized that her piston and rings were fried due to a seal gone bad. Major surgery was needed. Meanwhile, I needed a working saw, so I bought a used 028WB (my old Poulan was tossed aside like an old shoe). I was able to fix my 034, but somehow that just wasn't enough. If I could fix that saw, I could turn basket cases into workhorses. You can probably write the rest of the story yourself. I looked at sad, broken down wrecks and imagined them coming to life in my hands. The Phoenix rising from the ashes to live and fly again. At that point the disease had taken a firm hold on my rational mind. So what inspired this post? Have you ever heard the old saying that an alcoholic underestimates his drinking by half? Well, yesterday I did an actual chainsaw count. The number was only one shy of TWICE my estimate. The actual number? I refuse to answer on the grounds that my answer might tend to cause me severe embarrassment if my wife found out.