When I told the wife I was going to put a sign on my lift that said either, "We get high daily" or "I get it up every day", she said "No you're not." That was the end of discussion.
"Your Trees Always Look Their Best After Sunrise!"
"A cut above the rest".
I actually thought of this as a joke, just to piss off the competition. I dont actually use it.
This wasn't a slogan so much, but we did use this in our advertising recently on FB...
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