Yes, Oregon logging is far different than anywhere else. Why, all I have to do is open a 6-pack of beer. The MS361 is the Jesus of chainsaws. It does all the felling, limbing and bucking by itself. Then the bucked logs all levitate by themselves, as you say, and self yard themselves onto the log landings. When they are there, I measure and mark them, (sipping my beer, of course) and then they load themselves remotely onto the waiting trucks that roll on by, not even having to stop.
But that's not all! Once the trees are cut, the slash levitates to the burn piles all by itself. We can either burn it, or use the remote Bandit auto-chipper that makes them into hog fuel. Again, it all does it by itself! And then? Why, then the stumps dissappear all by themselves. The gournd swallow them all up! And then? The same Oregon ground opens up and sub-soils itself. Its amazing. Nice random patterns too. And then? The cones from last year all pop open and the trees replant themselves! Right there! All by themselves! Oh, and then? Why, in Oregon, wherever a tree sprouts, there is a nice 2 foot radius of released area that nothing grows in! No weeds or grass or anything! No need to spray them either. And the trees are fertilized all by themselves, as the deer go by they poop on each and every one of them, without browsing on them. Yessiree bob... nothing like logging in Oregon. A Gyppo lone logger like myself can do it all by himself. No crews, cable yarding equipment, skidders, loaders, or anything else. Oh, and there are logging roads already here (its true, this property has tons of skid roads already graded here from previous logging done over the past 100 years or so).
And that's all there is to it folks! Oregon logging is easy stuff. All you have to do is supply the beer. And an MS361. And buy some land here. Other than that, its just pay the 6% taxes and find a mill to buy your logs. Yessir, I am on my 3rd 6-pack today! :spam:
