But, can you get Schmidtties (animal beer) in Oregon? I'm afraid it has been replaced by Busch Light as the can most often seen in the ditch.
Down here Natural Ice is the cheap stuff and the #1 side-o-the-road can. That stuff causes more trouble than meth. Some of the cheap liquor stores have their own brand of vodka that sells for a few bucks. When I was in the FD I had the pleasure of knowing many of the drunks on a first name basis since I saw them so often. It was sad to see what unrestrained alcohol use did to men and women. They also really stunk!