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[belgian]

I sit here alone all beaten and tattered,
I tried to help, I thought it all mattered,

As I gazed at your pictures and fell for your prank,
My gullible side is to whom I must thank,

As I gazed a backcut at a mere 45,
I feared for your life, I love you alive,

So off went a warning, first one and then three,
From all of your friends whom witnessed the tree,

The end of this story, just one more thing to be told,
Your friends are so warm, even when acting cold,

Please know that on AS, from far and from wide,
We'll look out for ole THall and cover his backside.

Peace

Hmmmm, that little critter out of Leesburg, Va has takin us for a lil ride here :fart:

Dayummmm , you low life salesman, you ..elvis wannabee, you....better hide when belgian is comin to see you and give you a good kick on that no good behind of yours. :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

I am done, YOU GOTTSSS TO PAYYYYY BIGTIME NOW !!!

 

[Haywire Haywood]

Haywood, I think you need to read through all of this thread. This has been answered. Thall got another one!!!!:hmm3grin2orange: :jester:

Yea, but when I started typing that, this thread was on page 1!

Ian

 

[joatmon]

Remember: You asked for it.

Someone will put them all togther as the "Balad of 'ole Tom and the back cut"...

Destined to be a logger campfire-classic.

Come buy Stihl from THall,
Come buy Stihl,
Come buy Stihl from THall,
Come buy Stihl,
Come buy Stihl from THall,
Come buy Stihl,
Oh, oh, come buy a Stihl.

Ole THall made a cut,
Made a cut,
Ole THall made a cut,
Made a cut,
Ole THall made a cut,
Made a cut,
Oh, oh, made a cut.

Ole THall's cut was wrong,
Cut was wrong,
Ole THall's cut was wrong,
Cut was wrong,
Ole THall's cut was wrong,
Cut was wrong,
Oh, oh, cut was wrong.

But the tree didn't care,
Tree didn't care,
But the tree didn't care,
Tree didn't care,
But the tree didn't care,
Tree didn't care,
Oh, oh, tree didn't care.

The big tree toppled down,
Tree toppled down,
The big tree toppled down,
Tree toppled down,
The big tree toppled down,
Tree toppled down,
Oh, oh, tree toppled down.

THall posted pics on the net,
He posted pics,
THall posted pics on the net,
He posted pics,
THall posted pics on the net,
He posted pics,
Oh, oh, he posted pics.

All THall's friends were shocked,
Friends were shocked,
All THall's friends were shocked,
Friends were shocked,
All THall's friends were shocked,
Friends were shocked,
Oh, oh, friends were shocked.

THall said the joke's on you,
The joke's on you,
THall said the joke's on you,
The joke's on you,
THall said the joke's on you,
The joke's on you,
Oh, oh, the joke's on you.

Now let's all raise out chains,
Raise 'em to THall,
Now let's all raise out chains,
Raise 'em to THall,
Now let's all raise out chains,
Raise 'em to THall,
Oh, oh, raise 'em to THall.

Come buy Stihl from THall,
Come buy Stihl,
Come buy Stihl from THall,
Come buy Stihl,
Come buy Stihl from THall,
Come buy Stihl,
Oh, oh, come buy a Stihl.

 

[RiverRat2]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!

Yea, but when I started typing that, this thread was on page 1!

Ian

Haywire you type slower than me and I'm a self admitted techno dunce,,, LOL

 

[RiverRat2]

Funny ****!!!!!!!!!

Tom took his oh sixty four,
with its lovely deep throated roar,
cut down the oak tree,
posted pics so we see,
hope this doesn't make him sore.

Rep +1

 

[Gologit]

Hmmmm, that little critter out of Leesburg, Va has takin us for a lil ride here :fart:

Dayummmm , you low life salesman, you ..elvis wannabee, you....better hide when belgian is comin to see you and give you a good kick on that no good behind of yours. :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

I am done, YOU GOTTSSS TO PAYYYYY BIGTIME NOW !!!

Yeah,he's a little tricky. I had to look at that picture long and hard before I made up my mind that we were being seriously messed with .
He builds good mufflers, though.

 

[THALL10326]

Come buy Stihl from THall,
Come buy Stihl,
Come buy Stihl from THall,
Come buy Stihl,
Come buy Stihl from THall,
Come buy Stihl,
Oh, oh, come buy a Stihl.

Ole THall made a cut,
Made a cut,
Ole THall made a cut,
Made a cut,
Ole THall made a cut,
Made a cut,
Oh, oh, made a cut.

Ole THall's cut was wrong,
Cut was wrong,
Ole THall's cut was wrong,
Cut was wrong,
Ole THall's cut was wrong,
Cut was wrong,
Oh, oh, cut was wrong.

But the tree didn't care,
Tree didn't care,
But the tree didn't care,
Tree didn't care,
But the tree didn't care,
Tree didn't care,
Oh, oh, tree didn't care.

The big tree toppled down,
Tree toppled down,
The big tree toppled down,
Tree toppled down,
The big tree toppled down,
Tree toppled down,
Oh, oh, tree toppled down.

THall posted pics on the net,
He posted pics,
THall posted pics on the net,
He posted pics,
THall posted pics on the net,
He posted pics,
Oh, oh, he posted pics.

All THall's friends were shocked,
Friends were shocked,
All THall's friends were shocked,
Friends were shocked,
All THall's friends were shocked,
Friends were shocked,
Oh, oh, friends were shocked.

THall said the joke's on you,
The joke's on you,
THall said the joke's on you,
The joke's on you,
THall said the joke's on you,
The joke's on you,
Oh, oh, the joke's on you.

Now let's all raise out chains,
Raise 'em to THall,
Now let's all raise out chains,
Raise 'em to THall,
Now let's all raise out chains,
Raise 'em to THall,
Oh, oh, raise 'em to THall.

Come buy Stihl from THall,
Come buy Stihl,
Come buy Stihl from THall,
Come buy Stihl,
Come buy Stihl from THall,
Come buy Stihl,
Oh, oh, come buy a Stihl.

I just ordered eight thousand dollars worth to replace last weeks sales. Keep talking ole boy, I'm liking you more and more, we doggie.

Yes Sir come buy a Stihl, we got plenty,
And when ya come bring lots of money.
:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[THALL10326]

Hmmmm, that little critter out of Leesburg, Va has takin us for a lil ride here :fart:

Dayummmm , you low life salesman, you ..elvis wannabee, you....better hide when belgian is comin to see you and give you a good kick on that no good behind of yours. :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

I am done, YOU GOTTSSS TO PAYYYYY BIGTIME NOW !!!

Took you for a ride, no way, I wouldn't do that to ya. Are those Air Nike's ya wearing, you ride pretty smooth ole boy, watch that pot hole there, :biggrinbounce2: :biggrinbounce2: :biggrinbounce2:

 

[joatmon]

I just ordered eight thousand dollars worth to replace last weeks sales. Keep talking ole boy, I'm liking you more and more, we doggie.

Yes Sir come buy a Stihl, we got plenty,
And when ya come bring lots of money.
:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

I'm just a poor ole boy who used to own one saw,
So then I joined AS site and now it's against the law,

So I went to my Stihl dealer, their initials are L S,
Said, "Don't know 'bout the 440 I'm here to confess",

So the L S expert said to my Stihl salesman,
"You can read from the catalog just as good as I can",

So here I am with my salesman who doesn't know jack,
I determined right then and there never to go back,

So off I go on a trip, went to the Dolmar store,
Only had a couple saws but said, "We can get some more",

So when I wanted to get a price, "See the owner guy",
Shouldn't be quite so hard to make this chainsaw buy,

So this I where I should have just called up Mr. Hall,
Caused I waited way too long to get the owner's call,

So now I happen to find myself surfin' the AS site,
Feeling ever so sorry about my chainsaw plight,

So now I see ole Mr. Troll quoting every spec,
And he even has the nerve to call my 029 a wreck,

So then I see ole Mr. Troll's added a brand new toy,
The 372 Husky's now his pride and joy,

So now I call up Amicks and make a deal with Tony,
Now it's just a matter of time before the 29's not lonely,

So now ole blue brings me a Husky, bar and chain,
And I smile so big because I know I'll do it again.

 

[Lakeside53]

 

[talon1189]

Great job on da poem joatmon