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Someone will put them all togther as the "Balad of 'ole Tom and the back cut"...

Destined to be a logger campfire-classic.
 
I think everybody would feel a lot better if they stopped by the shop now and again. Nothinlike watchin a yuppie blame the saw for him putting the chain on backwards to cheer a fella right up. Plus it's always fun to watch the stihl sales maestro at work.:hmm3grin2orange:
 
I think everybody would feel a lot better if they stopped by the shop now and again. Nothinlike watchin a yuppie blame the saw for him putting the chain on backwards to cheer a fella right up. Plus it's always fun to watch the stihl sales maestro at work.:hmm3grin2orange:

Or the three guys a week that start mad, and you pull the the brake to off, and they look a little sheepish...:D :D :D
 
If you read one more poem, it just might make your day
and who knows, a good one might come your way:cheers:


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Thats right Just Mow,
tell Newbie whatcha know.

Newbie did not take part,
for which he broke my heart.

I felt certain he would chime in,
He never lets me win.

I will trick him in time,
he won't get away, he's mine.


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I think everybody would feel a lot better if they stopped by the shop now and again. Nothinlike watchin a yuppie blame the saw for him putting the chain on backwards to cheer a fella right up. Plus it's always fun to watch the stihl sales maestro at work.:hmm3grin2orange:

LOL, yup. I must admit I do have alot of fun at work with all folks, be yuppies or old pro's, I givem all a hard time. They eat it up. Had a man tell me today well I got a Echo trimmer thats 4 years old. I looked at him and couldn't help myself, I said big whoop. Ya coulda heard a pin drop,LOLOL. After about 20 seconds he busted out laffing and as usual once they laff THEY BUY, I love it. The talk in the shop as you well know is alittle more uhhhhhhhh how shall I say it politely, vulgar and raunchy, just the way the pro guys like it. You know what I mean.
 
heh heh heh

:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

Thats right Just Mow,
tell Newbie whatcha know.

Newbie did not take part,
for which he broke my heart.

I felt certain he would chime in,
He never lets me win.

I will trick him in time,
he won't get away, he's mine.


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Yup! HEH HEH HEH :ices_rofl: :jester:
 
Raunchy and vulgar is right!!! I have to wear hearing protection over my virgin ears every time I try to brave that den of inequity you call a shop. (of course I would never be guilty of contributing to any vulgar talk)

P.S. Part of that statement might not have been entirely truthful. What exactly is the blast radius of a lightning bolt from the almighty.
 
:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

Thats right Just Mow,
tell Newbie whatcha know.

Newbie did not take part,
for which he broke my heart.

I felt certain he would chime in,
He never lets me win.

I will trick him in time,
he won't get away, he's mine.


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I just threw up into my mouth a little bit...
 
Raunchy and vulgar is right!!! I have to wear hearing protection over my virgin ears every time I try to brave that den of inequity you call a shop. (of course I would never be guilty of contributing to any vulgar talk)

P.S. Part of that statement might not have been entirely truthful. What exactly is the blast radius of a lightning bolt from the almighty.

Hey boys will be boys,LOL. Ultra called me today and while on the phone some lady walked in the office, ask him what he heard on the phone,LOL He'll tell ya,hehe
 
Hey boys will be boys,LOL. Ultra called me today and while on the phone some lady walked in the office, ask him what he heard on the phone,LOL He'll tell ya,hehe

Now Tommy, you weren't making colorful remarks on our cell airwaves now were you? You sinner you, abusing an innocent cellphone like that.:biggrinbounce2:
 
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Now Tommy, you weren't making colorful remarks on our cell airwaves now were youy? You sinner you, abusing an innocent cellphone like that.:biggrinbounce2:

Would I do such a thing, of course not. Never said a curse word in my life, that aint no schit, opppps,LOL

Naaaaaaa Ultra and me were on the phone when one of the girls from up front came back to see me. Was no one in the office but me and her and wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll it got alittle fun. Ask Ultra , he'll explain it. It was funny...
 
Would I do such a thing, of course not. Never said a curse word in my life, that aint no schit, opppps,LOL

Naaaaaaa Ultra and me were on the phone when one of the girls from up front came back to see me. Was no one in the office but me and her and wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll it got alittle fun. Ask Ultra , he'll explain it. It was funny...



Who me.????




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