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[THALL10326]

Thall you, you, you......:deadhorse: Well it got to 10 pages in a hurry! I cannot believe I didn't think of doing something like this!! Dang it!!!!! :jester: :greenchainsaw:

10 pages in a hurry indeed. They that want the Champs belt lay in wait for something to go after him with. I merely lay the bait to see who my buddy's are. Seems I got a few that really want to nail me bad and to them I say hows the crow taste,LOLOL

 

[stihl 440]

Am I?

10 pages in a hurry indeed. They that want the Champs belt lay in wait for something to go after him with. I merely lay the bait to see who my buddy's are. Seems I got a few that really want to nail me bad and to them I say hows the crow taste,LOLOL

Am I your buddy? LOL Thall's name stands he is the CHAMP! :hmm3grin2orange: :biggrinbounce2: :rockn:

 

[04ultra]

I still dont see what your talking about?????



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[THALL10326]

Am I your buddy? LOL Thall's name stands he is the CHAMP! :hmm3grin2orange: :biggrinbounce2: :rockn:

LOLOL, it was all in good fun. I did dish out quite abit but I kept saying I'm sitting here grinning. After all the bashing someone shoulda figured out something was up. Boboak got it right.

Anyway no hard feelings here other than my lungs hurt from laffing my azz off. Hope yaw can take a joke as good as me,hehehe

 

[THALL10326]

I still dont see what your talking about?????



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Looks like what others saw, those that did not know, only thy, the great one knew,lolol

 

[stihl 440]

yup!

LOLOL, it was all in good fun. I did dish out quite abit but I kept saying I'm sitting here grinning. After all the bashing someone shoulda figured out something was up. Boboak got it right.

Anyway no hard feelings here other than my lungs hurt from laffing my azz off. Hope yaw can take a joke as good as me,hehehe

Yup! I can take a joke, I'll admit you got me at first! Boboak, was the one that got me thinking.:jester: :hmm3grin2orange: :biggrinbounce2:

 

[joatmon]

LOLOL, it was all in good fun. I did dish out quite abit but I kept saying I'm sitting here grinning. After all the bashing someone shoulda figured out something was up. Boboak got it right.

Anyway no hard feelings here other than my lungs hurt from laffing my azz off. Hope yaw can take a joke as good as me,hehehe

He fooled me once, I guess I should know,
He fooled me twice, I don't seem to grow,
That's why he the champ.
Of the ArboristSite camp,
Pass the mustard, it's so good on this crow.

 

[stihl 440]

funny.

He fooled me once, I guess I should know,
He fooled me twice, I don't seem to grow,
That's why he the champ.
Of the ArboristSite camp,
Pass the mustard, it's so good on this crow.

heheheheheh, lol. :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[THALL10326]

He fooled me once, I guess I should know,
He fooled me twice, I don't seem to grow,
That's why he the champ.
Of the ArboristSite camp,
Pass the mustard, it's so good on this crow.

Fear not there my ole friend,
I'm not the type to rub it in.

Your poems were good though in vain,
Now I sit and grin and feel your pain.

All in fun though some wouldn't agree,
To them I say haha mess with me.

The woods are clear, not a crow in sight,
They are crisp and tender on plates tonite.

Crow served with a grin throughout the camp,
By yours truely , The Champ.

Nuff said. It was fun.

 

[beelsr]

Beelsr : :rockn: :rockn: :rockn: :rockn: too good... way too good...

thanks, 'specially liiked how I got 4 threads into this one...

>>>
His name is T. Hall, he's a hack.
He thinks that he's got Gypo's knack.
With ugly back cuts galore,
he avoids neatly the gore
By wearing (free) ear muffs and chaps.
>>>

:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[Haywire Haywood]

How ya like that back wedge.

Lemme see...

"Professional Timber Falling, A Procedural Approach" by D. Douglas Dent

Chapter 28 "Holding Wood and Backcut"

"....The backcut is the third and final required to fall a tree... It is sawn in a horizontal direction, and minimally 2 inches above the horizontal cut of the face.... This procedure forms an anti-kickback safety valve in case the tree attempts to jump back over the stump..."

Chapter 42 "Sloping Backcuts"

"...Sloping backcuts undermine the function of the holding wood... The tree responds much like it does in any situation in which more holding wood remains on one side than the other. If the tree's lean has been misjudged, wedging is a real problem. If such a case, the wedging direction is pushing forward rather than lifting...."

There, you've been properly chewed out by a bookworm for improper procedure. :greenchainsaw:

Ian

 

[joatmon]

Fear not there my ole friend,
I'm not the type to rub it in.

Your poems were good though in vain,
Now I sit and grin and feel your pain.

All in fun though some wouldn't agree,
To them I say haha mess with me.

The woods are clear, not a crow in sight,
They are crisp and tender on plates tonite.

Crow served with a grin throughout the camp,
By yours truely , The Champ.

Nuff said. It was fun.

I sit here alone all beaten and tattered,
I tried to help, I thought it all mattered,

As I gazed at your pictures and fell for your prank,
My gullible side is to whom I must thank,

As I gazed a backcut at a mere 45,
I feared for your life, I love you alive,

So off went a warning, first one and then three,
From all of your friends whom witnessed the tree,

The end of this story, just one more thing to be told,
Your friends are so warm, even when acting cold,

Please know that on AS, from far and from wide,
We'll look out for ole THall and cover his backside.

Peace

 

[THALL10326]

I sit here alone all beaten and tattered,
I tried to help, I thought it all mattered,

As I gazed at your pictures and fell for your prank,
My gullible side is to whom I must thank,

As I gazed a backcut at a mere 45,
I feared for your life, I love you alive,

So off went a warning, first one and then three,
From all of your friends whom witnessed the tree,

The end of this story, just one more thing to be told,
Your friends are so warm, even when acting cold,

Please know that on AS, from far and from wide,
We'll look out for ole THall and cover his backside.

Peace

LOLOL, and rip his throat out at first chance. He that does the fooling is no fool,hehe. Being so good hearted though I forgive ya all. Don't blame me for being stumped by the cut, blame the Kubota and the bucket, the day late one, LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Woodie]

Okay, here's the deal...

I'm not a faller, not yet anyway. So I haven't said a thing in this thread about technique. I basically ain't got a dog in this fight.

But I have read in earnest everything everyone else said, and I appreciate all the good info.

But if I read ONE MORE FRIGGIN POEM...

 

[stihl 440]

2nd best

I sit here alone all beaten and tattered,
I tried to help, I thought it all mattered,

As I gazed at your pictures and fell for your prank,
My gullible side is to whom I must thank,

As I gazed a backcut at a mere 45,
I feared for your life, I love you alive,

So off went a warning, first one and then three,
From all of your friends whom witnessed the tree,

The end of this story, just one more thing to be told,
Your friends are so warm, even when acting cold,

Please know that on AS, from far and from wide,
We'll look out for ole THall and cover his backside.

Peace

I think that is the second best one yet!!!! :jester:

 

[stihl 440]

haywood

Lemme see...

"Professional Timber Falling, A Procedural Approach" by D. Douglas Dent

Chapter 28 "Holding Wood and Backcut"

"....The backcut is the third and final required to fall a tree... It is sawn in a horizontal direction, and minimally 2 inches above the horizontal cut of the face.... This procedure forms an anti-kickback safety valve in case the tree attempts to jump back over the stump..."

Chapter 42 "Sloping Backcuts"

"...Sloping backcuts undermine the function of the holding wood... The tree responds much like it does in any situation in which more holding wood remains on one side than the other. If the tree's lean has been misjudged, wedging is a real problem. If such a case, the wedging direction is pushing forward rather than lifting...."

There, you've been properly chewed out by a bookworm for improper procedure. :greenchainsaw:

Ian

Haywood, I think you need to read through all of this thread. This has been answered. Thall got another one!!!!:hmm3grin2orange: :jester:

 

[stihl 440]

Okay, here's the deal...

I'm not a faller, not yet anyway. So I haven't said a thing in this thread about technique. I basically ain't got a dog in this fight.

But I have read in earnest everything everyone else said, and I appreciate all the good info.

But if I read ONE MORE FRIGGIN POEM...

This thread,
Is something a serious person will dread,

Because thall made a backcut a 45 degree,
This is a funny one I agree,

Thall was joking,
We didn't know he was poking,

As thall laughed,
We gasped,

We need thall,
Without thall AS would be no fun at all,

"Stupid poems" says newbie,
Should we quit should we?:hmm3grin2orange:

I quit, joatmon takeover!:biggrinbounce2:

 

[hoss]

Tommy, I'll bet you had fun with that one. I remember when that fella came in the shop and asked you about gettin that thing on the ground. Nice tree. Now for my 2 cents.
A tisket a tasket Tommy's 45 degree back cut didn't get him a casket.

 

[THALL10326]

Tommy, I'll bet you had fun with that one. I remember when that fella came in the shop and asked you about gettin that thing on the ground. Nice tree. Now for my 2 cents.
A tisket a tasket Tommy's 45 degree back cut didn't get him a casket.

Hehehehehe, you know me well don't you,LOLOLOL Whatcha think Hoss, should these guys come by the shop just to see and hear what really goes on? I think if they really knew how I really are they wouldn't have gotton stumped and I bet they would have a ball in the shop, whatcha think?

 

[Just Mow]

Okay, here's the deal...

I'm not a faller, not yet anyway. So I haven't said a thing in this thread about technique. I basically ain't got a dog in this fight.

But I have read in earnest everything everyone else said, and I appreciate all the good info.

But if I read ONE MORE FRIGGIN POEM...

If you read one more poem, it just might make your day
and who knows, a good one might come your way