Some guys just don't get it. That was a joke for a fun saw. You'll never see that kind of RPM in a cut or that much HP.
Just go buy the 192T or the Echo. If you want to go "on the cheap" to start out, go find an old Remington Mighty Might, A Poulan XXV Mini or variation of it, Homie or 009L. You can buy those saws all day long for 20-50 bucks. There is a real nice 009L around here on craigslist for 85 bucks with a case ready to go.
I've got a Homie, Mccullock, Eager Beaver, 009, 009L, Craftsman, Poulan XXV Mini or a variant of it. They are all top handles. Do you like red, orange, grey, green or yellow?