Michigan Escapee
ArboristSite Operative
You're not too far off... after listening to what the forester said, I actually entertained the thought of doing some trimming myself. NOT!
From what I've been reading here, I know how dangerous working with trees can be.
Yeah, you ain't whistling dixie. You can get smooshed pretty damned easy. My first big tree project, was a big oak(didn't know it at the time), it was a simple physics problem. Cut away the dead part, the extended branch would smack into a lower one, and generally avoid smooshing the neighbors fence on the way down. Of course, I was up on a ladder a good 12-15 feet, and am NOT a ladder monkey by nature. Not planned on, wood weighs a LOT, its heavy kiln dried, and it's REALLY heavy when moist, even if dead. And when you cut away a section of tree that weighs maybe 10 tons, the living tree, will flex, a LOT!
So I got about enough fractions of a second to figure hold on tight, until the tree was done vibrating, while holding on to the rented chainsaw, and keeping balanced on the ladder. The tree lands more or less as planned, then rolls back, into a small fire, and bang the neighbors fence enough to make a minor dent, and snap one of the retainer caps.
Big thing is, get down there, and start sawing, before the part of the tree IN THE FIRE, lights up. And of course, cut the branch resting on the neighbors fence.
So, haulin ass to get that done, sectioning up the tree, figuring out on the fly how bucking is done, and stopping for a light beer or two to avoid boiling to death. I've got helper minions working on other parts of the tree with machetes, hatchets, bow saws, etc. The small branches go on the fire, the big ones go on the reserve pile. Sawing wood until I could barely stand up, and eventually, the chainsaw ain't working so hot. Getting dull and all that. No shapening kit, and I had no idea how to sharpen a chain anyway.
No matter, the section of tree that's left is only about 6 feet long, and 2 1/2 feet thick. Perfect park bench size. And just barely small enough for about 6-7 people to move.
It's the sort of project you do at 21 for giggles and beer money. Or just beer. No clue required, just plow right in. Never really had any idea that a chunk of tree like that hitting the ground would make it actually SHAKE! lol! Only guys would be quite that nuts to attempt it I suppose.
End up over there helping fix one awful problem or another. Poison ivy, not allergic, where's the spray? Massive nest of ground bees. Ok, where's the spray. Roses are dying? Ok, see all those fire ashes from the tree? Put those around the roses.
Didn't do much more chainsaw work until 6 years later when the massive wind storm hit michigan. Thus knocking over all the trees, and producing another marathon of beer, chainsawing, and huge bonfires every weekend.