All the Downtown Ladies Call Me Tree Top Lover, All the Men Just Call Me Sir!

[Art Martin]

John, why did you ever give Ginger my address? I had a hunch when she arrived with a streamer trunk that she wasn't here for just a day. I don't know if California has squatters rights, I'm still checking. On top of that, that danged Pit Bull "pet" of hers attacked my docile attack trained German Sheppard and beat the crap out of her. I finally had to tie that darn Pit Bull up with a 40' piece of 1/2" gauge full complement, chisel bit, .058" gauge, unmodified chain. That sucker's so mean she has to sneak up on it to feed it. I sure wish Ann Landers was around to give me advice on how to "evict" a "guest". We also found out, through conversation, that she lives on .6 acres in an old abandonded railroad car with a hole in the ceiling, over her bed so that she see the stars. Her idea of a forest is two oak trees and a Manzanita bush.

Sleepless somewhere in California

Art Martin

 

[Cinnamon Girl]

Gypo Jerko seems to have a problem............your Squaw?

Hey Gypo, p-whipped? How could you say that? You are definitely giving the guys here the wrong impression of me. First of all, when you and I met you never mentioned Ginger to me, so I thought you were a free man; now you're trying to make it look like you are p________ whipped. I'm embarrassed in front of everyone here. Also, you called me your squaw? It seems to me that your crew aren't the only ones with a drinking problem, not to mention acting like a jerk to girls who happen to adore you. I think that you need to make things right with Ginger and I. It doesn't sound to me like Art wants Ginger either. I don't know how you treat your women in Canada, but we girls of the U.S.A. won't tolerate this womanizing. You really have nerve mentioning Bill Clinton; I'll have you know that we US girls aren't sitting home with aprons on baking cookies like some________. So, you want to treat me like the :angel: that I am, or do you want me to continue to be , aye?

Your Squaw is not very pleased right now with you...what are you going to do about it, hmmmm?

Cinnamon Girl

P.S. That old wagon burning feeling is starting to return

 

[rbtree]

Now this is interesting, Ginger dear. Gyro the creep sold me that saw before you two were an item. I made him promise that he clean it thoroughly.

I smell a rat....


.Sherlock....

 

[dbabcock]

This is gonna be good. Think I'll light up a cigar.

 

[rbtree]

Close.....




...but......no Monicas here?

Now Chels is lookin good......

 

[sawracr]

Art - Would a few smoked kokanee and a slab of Alaska Salmon ease the tension between "old friends" ???? Or should I put the 1/2 pitch just above the waist and cut deep ??? Really - I did meet a Finnish Gal in Clearwater.( d@mn you babcock ) Tell Ginger if she's going to run your saws at the Placerville show she should do very well cause she'll have the finest equipment available.:confused

 

[dbabcock]

Hey Cinnamon,
To hell with Lambo, already. Depending on how old you are, I know someone who would probably love to treat you right. Let me know if you're potentially interested and I'll send you a private message with some more specific details.

 

[Cinnamon Girl]

Cinnamon Girl has the hots for ? (Ernie?) Dennis? Gypo?

Heh there Babs...hubba, hubba, Cinnamon girl would like to meet (Ernie) Dennis...will ask Jerko the Gypo if he minds.....and it isn't polite to try and sneak a ladies age out of her babs baby, lol. I caught you red-handed!! Pretty sneaky of you, "Depending on how(?) old you are?, lol; let's just say that I'm not old enough to have burnt any wagons, but that doesn't mean that I don't carry matches!!

Cinnamon Girl

 

[Cinnamon Girl]

Cinnamon B's is in the Top Ten Says Jerko the Gypo logger

Heh guys, I want to run something by you that my honey pumpkin just told me, and see what you think? Gypo,....he just insulted me. He said that I'm in the top ten, and asked me if that makes me feel better!! What kind of compliment is that supposed to be, I ask? I said, "What do you mean, there are 9 others?" I say, if Gypo has nine other women...taking into consideration what he started with, there won't be much left for me when those gals get through with him. Let me know your thoughts. I adore him, but he needs to learn how to treat a woman right. I think he has been out in the woods to long, talking to himself. Maybe I should sneak up on him at his woodlot, and teach him a thing or two (((((((((dances))))))))wearing favorite war paint for the occasion!! Woo hoo!!

(((((((((WINKS))))))))))):angel: CB

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi there, just a breif post, not trying to circumvent my responsibilies, but in the above picture of Ernie, you will notice my true love Carolyn who was a fine addition to Clearwater. Carolyn is the fine lady who looks the most comfortable.
Love you Carolyn
Gypo

 

[don]

And to think

I convinced my wife this was a site specifically devoted to chainsaw technology and it was okay for me to spend time on it.
Reads like some body might be gettin an ear flick'in

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi there, just back tracking, Art, I like the picture you painted of Ginger. Ginger can make any mans heart melt as she did mine.
I like her better now that I see her in that boxcar with a skylight.
Ginger, your an Angel. I like that you have a Manzinita bush, Manzanita means Spanish apple, its a beautful piece of Flora as you know. It is of West Coast variety. Gotta love that vegetated matter.
Gypo

 

[Art Martin]

John,
I could paint another picture of that Ginger person. She arrived at my exclusive neighborhood with her pick-up spewing blue smoke like there wasn't any rings left in the engine. Instead of parking in the street, she drove onto my nice, custom made driveway. I noticed a big puddle of oil leaking from the front engine seal. I went to check the damage and drug out a large piece of flattened cardboard to slide under her vehicle. I looked inside the cab. Some vegetarian she is, I saw a dozen or so Big Mac wrappers on the floor and on the seat. What a mess, with ketchup drippings, pieces of French fires and grease spots all over. Looked like she had forgotten to roll down the window when she expectorated her chewing tobacco.
I hope that this doesn't shatter the image of your dream girl. Better stick with Cinnamon girl.

Art

 

[treeclimber165]

So, tell us how you REALLY feel, Art.

It's late, and I'm still up even though I must work in the morning (4 1/2 hours from now). Unfortunately, my brain went to sleep a couple hours ago, so don't take anything I type seriously.

Thought I'd share something I found in my email today, it seemed appropriate.

Subject: Secrets of a happy marriage.

Secrets to a Happy Marriage from a Male Point of View:

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex

4. It is important that these three women never meet.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi there, will chat later girls, though I love you all, but Cinnamon Girl shines like a new Winchester.
Anyway, I could be caught working today, ie, having fun with an 088KD. ILYMYLWBSS
Gypo

 

[Cinnamon Girl]

Women who should not meet

Say, I just saw a post that mentioned women who should not meet, speaking of all the traits a good woman should have...very segmented. What would you say to a woman who possessed, to the fullest; I might add................all these endearing qualities, and then come to find out...Gypo had found the only woman who possessed these qualities in Washington...would you believe....that John found Cinnamon...too hot, just too hot to talk about...don't want to blow Arbor circuits out tonight....John and Cinnamon meet and stars cry out...yes, this is a match made in heaven...................we do love each other. Now, Cinnamon says, how do I get rid of all these other women???!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB Help me out guys.

 

[dbabcock]

This is all too much for me. First it was Dennis with his..........then John with his Andy Warhol-inspired ILUWAMHYBCGPOA and now we've got one of the pillars of chainsaw seriousness, Art Martin, on the edge of total OT collapse. What's next, Ken Dunn trying out for the Boston Ballet?

 

[rbtree]

Appropriate avatar, Doug, considering the mess gyro would appear to be in....

Perhaps Cinn Girl would like to defect.... Cinny, there's a guy just up the street...or three.. from ya, a real tree man, who will treat you like the real woman you are..... :blush:

 

[dbabcock]

In at least one respect, John and Roger are similar: they're both built for speed. Beyond that, the only thing I know for sure is that RB has a longer tongue.

 

[Cinnamon Girl]

rbtree's tongue

Heh there Babs!! I really liked that picture of rbtree's tongue, it made me want to defect for a moment. He and Gypo may both be built for speed, but there is another major difference between the two besides rb's tongue......I will explain. When Gypo and I met up at the Eager Beaver we were only able to talk for 30 minutes before I had to leave. I can't tell you what made me do it, but I kissed him (just once).....that's right,and he kissed me back ((((((((smiles)))))))))))!! I swear, I thought I would faint dead away!! The next day I left him a voice message, and emailed him..........and, here we are. So, I'd say the difference is that special magic Gypo possesses that makes women fall in love with him, or maybe it's that 12 inch tongue!! Now, all I have to do is figure out how to get rid of all these women.
Do you suppose rbtree or (Ernie) Dennis would lend me a helping hand with this problem? Thanks guys, I just thought since you are both available, and Gypo is not (whether he realizes this yet or not, I don't know) that you might be there for me.


:angel: Cinnamon Girl

P.S. How about that Ginger? Have I got a plan for her, lol!!