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[Little Al]

As some of you know, I has a great score on C.L a couple of weeks ago (see Craiglist Locust).So, with high hopes, I answered another "Free Firewood" ad a few days ago by providing my name, address and # to the e-mail account.I got a call yesterday from the woman who told me that she had two trees down, and if I did "a little work" I could have the wood.I didn't hang up until she had mentioned 'new roof', 'replace rotted fascia and soffit' and, I think, 'paint'.After all, she said, she was "just a woman" and couldn't do these things! I just want to know whose ex-wife this was...

She's probably been nobody's wife, the guys are/were probably like you & stayed till the talk got around to Roof, Paint Soffitts ,Etc.,& then engage gear & "Gone in 60 seconds"

 

[rarefish383]

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I would't give $25 for all of them. They aren't big enough to use as a hanky. Guess they would be interesting to use for checking your oil in the splitter or tractor. Might get a look from your wife if she sees you checking the dip stick with them, Joe.

 

[Marine5068]

I would't give $25 for all of them. They aren't big enough to use as a hanky. Guess they would be interesting to use for checking your oil in the splitter or tractor. Might get a look from your wife if she sees you checking the dip stick with them, Joe.

Checking the dipstick....ha,ha,ha....good one.

 

[turnkey4099]

She's probably been nobody's wife, the guys are/were probably like you & stayed till the talk got around to Roof, Paint Soffitts ,Etc.,& then engage gear & "Gone in 60 seconds"

That read more like someone trolling on Craigslist.

 

[TeeMan]

 

[MrWhoopee]

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At least he doesn't expect insurance.
I'd take it if:
1. There were no hazards
2. I didn't have to clean up the brush.

 

[rarefish383]

I might be able to live without him supervising too Joe.

 

[Streblerm]

https://akroncanton.craigslist.org/grd/d/straight-old-tulip-tree-for/6282254241.html

Straight old Tulip tree for sale - $15000 (44303)

Hi, we have a very old, 75' tall and straight tulip tree for sale. This would make some great pieces of furniture and accent pieces. Text or email with any questions.

 

[ncpete]

https://akroncanton.craigslist.org/grd/d/straight-old-tulip-tree-for/6282254241.html

Straight old Tulip tree for sale - $15000 (44303)

Hi, we have a very old, 75' tall and straight tulip tree for sale. This would make some great pieces of furniture and accent pieces. Text or email with any questions.

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wow, by this estimate, I have millions in my back yard.

 

[Erik B]

wow, by this estimate, I have millions in my back yard.

I got taken good when I sold a tipped over cherry last winter for $120.00

 

[Streblerm]

You could buy 7500 board feet 1" poplar lumber for that kind of money.

 

[tickbitintn]

https://akroncanton.craigslist.org/grd/d/straight-old-tulip-tree-for/6282254241.html

Straight old Tulip tree for sale - $15000 (44303)

Hi, we have a very old, 75' tall and straight tulip tree for sale. This would make some great pieces of furniture and accent pieces. Text or email with any questions.

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I wonder if I offer them double if they will hold it for me.... Wtf....

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[rarefish383]

Maybe we should get in a bidding war and see if we can drive it up to $100,000 for them? Joe.

 

[Philbert]

Saw an ad on craigslist for a 'chainsaw grinder'. Photo was not great. It looked kind of strange, but thought that maybe it was just an odd make. Only $20; low risk.

Drove out there, and it was some kind of home-made, welded stand, with a washing machine motor, and a dual grinding mandrel / head. Had a drill bit sharpening fixture attached; not a saw chain sharpener.

Anyway, the parts were still worth $20 to me, and I ended up chatting with the guy for some time. He had some interesting stuff (not chainsaw related), and I ended up going home with a bit more!

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

Garage sale. Free



Philbert

 

[kevin j]

souix falls sd

 

[unclemoustache]

souix falls sd

$20/post hole?? Heck, where do I sign up!!

 

[sld961]

https://williamsport.craigslist.org/for/d/cherry-and-oak-logs-lumber/6305517624.html

For sale are cherry and oak logs. Oak is 50 inches round x 40 feet and the cherry is 38 inches round by 25 feet. Asking $3500 or best offer for both logs. Have more to choose from text or call xxxxxxxxxx or email by replying above.

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[Dalmatian90]