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[lknchoppers]

Picked up this truck a couple years back for $2800 1991 F250. It wasn't a very good hauler so I fixed a few minor things and cleaned it up. Sold it for $4500 a few month later and picked up an F350. The 1991 was really a nice truck for the money.

 

[Philbert]

Another garage sale this past weekend. Had 8, metal folding chairs marked '$5 each'. Lady asks me for a deal if she bought all of them.

'Sure', I said, 'I'd take $4 each'.

She walked off in a huff, muttering, 'I was thinking a dollar each . . .'

(Let's all join hands now and recite, 'WTF?!')

Philbert

 

[67L36Driver]

Obviously the decimal was misplaced.
McCulloch chainsaw
https://kansascity.craigslist.org/tls/d/mcculloch-chainsaw/6336607464.html

Or, maybe it was the drugs.[emoji849]

 

[rarefish383]

Think if I call him and say I'm driving out first thing in the morning, he'll hold it for me, I'm coming from MD, might take a while? Joe.

 

[LogSawyer74]

https://stillwater.craigslist.org/zip/d/free-brush/6328420088.html

 

[Marshy]

I just called on a local CL ad.

"Need several people to cut firewood with your chain saws/ my splitter at the site. Wood is free as long as you haul it off. should be enough for 8- 10 cords! If interested call"

He has 9 acres which he wants to build on and wants a path for a driveway cleared and then a clearing to build. Compensation is keeping the wood and you can use his splitter. If I needed the firewood I'd be all over it but I'd rather make and hourly wage running the saw instead. Gotta love these kind of ads.

 

[Cheesecutter]

K

 

[Philbert]

The Beast - $4000

Show Me The CarFax!

Philbert

 

[ChoppyChoppy]

Picked up this truck a couple years back for $2800 1991 F250. It wasn't a very good hauler so I fixed a few minor things and cleaned it up. Sold it for $4500 a few month later and picked up an F350. The 1991 was really a nice truck for the money.
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I have the same year F-Super Duty. I bought it 2 years ago for $2500 I think. Only has about 50,000 miles on it and it is nice shape. Will be a dumptruck when I have time to built a better flatbed for it.

 

[earlthegoat2]

I once read a CL ad where a guy needed someone with a truck to drive him to airgas to get a tank of gas for these glass blowing projects he did.

He would pay for your time and the use of the truck by giving you one custom made blown glass pipe......for tobacco use only.

 

[OnTheRoad]

I once read a CL ad where a guy needed someone with a truck to drive him to airgas to get a tank of gas for these glass blowing projects he did.

He would pay for your time and the use of the truck by giving you one custom made blown glass pipe......for tobacco use only.

For a person in the market for a "tobacco use only" pipe, that's probably a fair deal.

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That's cool. The price seems optimistic.

 

[Bob95065]

I have no words or this. It speaks for itself.

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/grd/d/chainsaw/6371670004.html

 

[Gugi47]

Free unused shoeboxes (Downtown Lancaster) hide this posting
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[Gugi47]

FREE: Fill Dirt, not top soil (Nottingham, PA) hide this posting
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FREE Fill Dirt, NOT top soil

has rocks, black top, some trash.

I have a tractor to load you. Bring your Truck or Trailer

About 10' x 10' x 4' tall Roughly about 15 Yards of Dirt

Call or text me at show contact info

Located in Nottingham, PA 19362

 

[Gugi47]

Floor rag mop and fuzzy floor mop (Manheim) hide this posting

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974 Hill St
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Free floor rag mop and yellow fuzzy floor mop. Respond with your NAME AND PHONE NUMBER and tell me when the best time is for me to call you to arrange your coming here to pick these up.

 

[Gugi47]

Pine Trim Boards, Bead Board Paneling, Drywall Scraps (Lititz, PA) hide this posting
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Have piles of scrap wood, paneling, drywall from a room demo. Just trying to get rid of it to anyone interested in taking it off my hands. Nothing was de-nailed and the piles were outside when it rained late last week. Thanks.

 

[TeeMan]

 

[opienva1]

Looking for someone who can dig out & cut the tree

Hi
I am looking someone who can cut the tree its in our front yard close to the house.

I am looking someone Who can dig it out from the roots all the way back.

we can pay $100 cash & you can take all fire wood free.

I am located close to Hollins university off plantation rd.

serious inquires only plz.

 

[Philbert]

serious inquires only plz.

Should be a complimentary rule about serious requests only!

Philbert

 

[Erik B]

Should be a complimentary rule about serious requests only!

Philbert

Shouldn't the original CL ads be serious posts? Ones like this latest one are jokes