Craigslist laughs

[Philbert]

Hmmm yea now that you mention it, I can see how that may be what the poster meant. I just didn't read it like that. I read it as though, there is wood and I order you to come get it. Hahah

Well, if it said "Free Chain Saw", that would be the same as saying 'you MUST come and get it'! (with a CAD zombie look in your eyes . . . .)

Philbert

 

[Jonesy11]

Big squirrel

35 lb squirrel - $75 (mo)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2012-02-06, 2:14PM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


One of the largest squirrels in the US. won best squirrel in show at the missouri state fair, have the paper work to prove it. It is almost as big as a cat. He really likes nuts. I get the mixed bag from wal marts to feed him. You have to take the raisins out, they make him horny. Hate to see him go but he just got too big for the trailer and started eating the chickens. His name is Viraje and he tends to like women more than men! Will trade for a beaver. My wife's got old and died and I would like another one.

 

[RedShift42]

Sure the price may seem a little steep, but remember it is a bad ass chain saw...

chainsaw polan pro 42cc - $300 (nikiski)

Date: 2012-02-03, 10:04PM AKST
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

bad ass chain saw have 14 inch and 18 inch bars with chains.saw runs like a champ only ran for maby and hour total if interester call me day or night any time 907 740 1433 johns the name thanks
- $300

chainsaw polan pro 42cc

 

[upsnake]

Wow, I plan on calling that guy for his saw, I mean i could go to HD and buy it for 160 dollars, but it clearly wouldn't be as good as his. Maybe he would take my stihl for a trade?

 

[haveawoody]

LOL i picked up a 20" bar same saw for 149$ at tsc early last year, on sale with a case.
Got tired of chain sharpening on my good saws and needed something cheap to play with near the dirt

 

[RedShift42]

LOL i picked up a 20" bar same saw for 149$ at tsc early last year, on sale with a case.

Yeah, but you only got one bar, this saw has two bars.
Two is better than one. And certainly bad asser.

 

[haveawoody]

RedShift42,

LOL i bet i could throw twice as much dirt with 2 bars

 

[Rearden]

Don't forget - it washes off just fine with the garden hose.

That one still makes my Tourrettes twitch.

 

[upsnake]

I like to use mine to grind the stumps down. :biggrin:

 

[gtsawyer]

Classifieds for Utah, Idaho, and Wyoming | ksl.com

$200.00
STIHL STICK EDGER RUNS GREAT!! FC-55
So Jordan, UT 84095 | Feb 6, 2012

we have a used stihl stick edger(model FC-55) that runs and sounds like it's pissed off!! the blade on it is gettin low, but we have new ones we can sell you if you would like... come check it out at the Lawnmower Hospital, and see our other adds too!! these all work and run like they are supposed to!
we are located...

Me and the missus LOL'd at this one.

 

[no tree to big]

Free tree - you remove it ( must be licensed and insured )

Free tree - you remove it ( must be licensed and insured ) (60634)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2012-02-20, 9:29PM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Free tree.
You must cut it, remove it. You must be licensed and insured (with current paperwork).
Please e-mail me with details.

If you are interested, please e-mail me.

Tree is located in 60634 zip code.

Thanks!


Location: 60634
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

View attachment 225329


I emailed asking why there tree was so special...hehe

 

[Jonesy11]

Do people really pay for this crap

Backyard Fire Pit Dug for You


Let us dig you the most AWESOME fire pit for your backyard, barn or property. YOU WILL LOVE THIS!! Dug right into the earth with our Bobcat. Naturally beautiful. Imagine sitting around your own bonfire on your own property anytime you wish. 6 foot round pit starts at $200.00. But we go bigger if you wish . We will rim with limestone rocks that we will provide. Or you can rim with your own materials.

 

[millbilly]

Backyard Fire Pit Dug for You


Let us dig you the most AWESOME fire pit for your backyard, barn or property. YOU WILL LOVE THIS!! Dug right into the earth with our Bobcat. Naturally beautiful. Imagine sitting around your own bonfire on your own property anytime you wish. 6 foot round pit starts at $200.00. But we go bigger if you wish . We will rim with limestone rocks that we will provide. Or you can rim with your own materials.

I liked my first one so much I bought 3 more!

 

[haveawoody]

$200 to have your pit rimmed sounds like a pretty good deal.
In Vegas that would cost you $1000 LOL
I might be confused on the service they are offering, and still unsure where the bobcat gets involved in it


Going to be laughing all day now.

 

[sbowman871]

Backyard Fire Pit Dug for You


Let us dig you the most AWESOME fire pit for your backyard, barn or property. YOU WILL LOVE THIS!! Dug right into the earth with our Bobcat. Naturally beautiful. Imagine sitting around your own bonfire on your own property anytime you wish. 6 foot round pit starts at $200.00. But we go bigger if you wish . We will rim with limestone rocks that we will provide. Or you can rim with your own materials.

And sit back and watch it smolder like crazy due to lack of O2

 

[upsnake]

Adds a new twist to jumping over your fire "pit".

 

[avalancher]

I hope you are on your way home Avalancher. That sounds like a nightmare. If you do the job, keep one eye on your saw everytime you set it down. Otherwise it sounds like it might be off doing some other cutting.

???????

 

[Steve NW WI]

???????

Spammer. They're getting smarter. They make a few posts that look kinda like they belong here before they start pushing their wares. If you click on his profile and "find posts", you'll see some of em have links in em, that I'll bet lead to spamville.

 

[Philbert]

Why People Ask

This was posted in the local CL:

I am looking for trees to cut down or already downed trees for firewood near white bear lake or surrounding cities. I can bring my chainsaw. If you have any unwanted trees that you want removed from your property, let me know and I can come out to safetly remove the tree for free. I will take all the wood as payment for letting me ahve the wood. If you are interested, let me know what kind of tree you want removed and approximate size of the tree. I am only intersted in trees under 30 inches in diameter. Thanks.
I will remove all pieces.

Winter is a great time to have your trees trimmed/removed.

 

[computeruser]

$200 to have your pit rimmed sounds like a pretty good deal.
In Vegas that would cost you $1000 LOL
I might be confused on the service they are offering, and still unsure where the bobcat gets involved in it


Going to be laughing all day now.

And for only $20 more, they'll help you apply some of this to ensure a satisfactory ending: